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Chan, tiredly: my middle child, Felix, is being tested for the gifted program at his school...

Chan: and my youngest, Jeongin, thinks his toothbrush is haunted

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Jeongin: good morning.

Hyunjin: good morning.

Felix: good morning.

Minho: you all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning," spice it up a bit!

Seungmin: Hey, motherfuckers!

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Hyunjin: I want a hug...from anyone

Chan: *open arms* me

Hyunjin: not you

Minho: *opens arms* what about me?

Hyunjin: lol no.

Changbin: *opens arms* m-

Hyunjin: nope you're too short

Felix: *open arms* :D ☀️

Hyunjin: finally.

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Seungmin: you look like my first husband

Chan: ...you aren't married

Seungmin: no, not yet

Chan:

Chan: OH

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Minho: Im crazy

Jisung: I like crazy

[a month later into the relationship]

Jisung: this bitch really is crazy

Changbin: at least he warned you

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Jeongin: *speaks*

SKZ: awww he's so cute

Jeongin: *throws a tantrum*

SKZ: hE's sO cuTe??

Jeongin: *beats 3 people up and robs a bank*

SKZ: HES SO CUTE

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Chan: any cute things to call your lover?

Seungmin: sugar

Felix: honey

Hyunjin: flour

Changbin: egg

Jeongin: 1/2lb butter

Han: stir

Hyunjin: pour into pan

Minho: preheat to 350 degrees 😌

Hyunjin: ...

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(So sorry for not posting in a while school has been stressful 😙😔
But I promise to post more often from now on! And I appreciate all the support!!! 🫶🫶🫶

(So sorry for not posting in a while school has been stressful 😙😔But I promise to post more often from now on! And I appreciate all the support!!! 🫶🫶🫶

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Had to show this pic cause Sonnie is just too cute 🥹❤️‍🩹)

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