Chan, tiredly: my middle child, Felix, is being tested for the gifted program at his school...
Chan: and my youngest, Jeongin, thinks his toothbrush is haunted
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Jeongin: good morning.
Hyunjin: good morning.
Felix: good morning.
Minho: you all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning," spice it up a bit!
Seungmin: Hey, motherfuckers!
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Hyunjin: I want a hug...from anyone
Chan: *open arms* me
Hyunjin: not you
Minho: *opens arms* what about me?
Hyunjin: lol no.
Changbin: *opens arms* m-
Hyunjin: nope you're too short
Felix: *open arms* :D ☀️
Hyunjin: finally.
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Seungmin: you look like my first husband
Chan: ...you aren't married
Seungmin: no, not yet
Chan:
Chan: OH
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Minho: Im crazy
Jisung: I like crazy
[a month later into the relationship]
Jisung: this bitch really is crazy
Changbin: at least he warned you
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Jeongin: *speaks*
SKZ: awww he's so cute
Jeongin: *throws a tantrum*
SKZ: hE's sO cuTe??
Jeongin: *beats 3 people up and robs a bank*
SKZ: HES SO CUTE
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Chan: any cute things to call your lover?
Seungmin: sugar
Felix: honey
Hyunjin: flour
Changbin: egg
Jeongin: 1/2lb butter
Han: stir
Hyunjin: pour into pan
Minho: preheat to 350 degrees 😌
Hyunjin: ...
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(So sorry for not posting in a while school has been stressful 😙😔
But I promise to post more often from now on! And I appreciate all the support!!! 🫶🫶🫶Had to show this pic cause Sonnie is just too cute 🥹❤️🩹)
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Stray kids incorrect quotes✨
HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!