Stray kids incorrect quotes✨

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Changbin: we just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Minho: it's for my soonie, doongie and dori

Changbin: why are you making pancakes for your cats?

Minho: because they don't know how?

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[Seungmin, Chan and Minho in a haunted house]

Seungmin: why won't the ghost talk to us?

Minho: maybe because they are homophobic.

Chan: were not gay, Minho

Seungmin: we aren't?

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Jeongin: *throws ball to Changbin*

Jeongin: throw it back!

Changbin:

Changbin: *throws it back*

Jeongin: I MEANT THE BALL-

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Jisung: OH MY GOWD

Hyunjin: what?

Jisung: we're doing that thing couples do! We're wearing matching clothes-

Hyunjin: for the third time this week, jisung. The stylists chose these and we're ALL matching

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Chan: anyone d-

Jisung: depressed

Seungmin: dumb

Changbin: disliked

Chan: -done with their work...what is wrong with you guys...?

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Jeongin: Changbin and Hyunjin are so clingy, they're always trying to annoy me

Jisung: that's nice

Jisung: Minho tries to kill me sometimes-

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Jisung: so tonight I was thinking we could play charades and then say all the things we like about each other :)

Kidnappers: *crying* your company payed your ransom three days ago, please go home

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Minho: I'm pregnant

Seungmin: you're literally a dude

Minho: *gasping* will you not be here to support our child?

Seungmin: did you adopt a cat again?

Minho: *pulling a cat from under his shirt* look at how adorable she is, isn't she the cutest?