We just arrived at the hotel and Harry decided that his feet aren't working, you would think that he was the one, running around in circles, chasing a bloody ball around for 93 minutes.
It's around 10pm so he should probably be in bed but I'm a responsible adult who can't tell time...
Anyway...we just got to the room and I showered at the stadium since I knew I couldn't be bothered to do it once we came back so I just have to finish brushing mine and Harry's teeth and then we're good to go.
"Oi, don't spit on me" I say to Harry.
"Fuck off" that cheeky devil.
"No you fuck off" I say back.
"SARA GRAY...did I really just hear you telling your 1 year old to fuck off" Lucy asks, walking into the bathroom with Kei, who's got the biggest smirk I've ever seen.
Shiiit, I fucked up...
"In my defense he started it and he's almost 2 years old" I defend.
Did I make it worse?
"First of all, he's a child. Secondly, who taught him to say that and thirdly, it's just as bad to tell a 2 year old to fuck off" Lucy says as she walks over and smacks my head
Yes I definitely made it worse...
You live and you learn.
She proceeds to finish brushing his teeth before I pick him up and walk over to the bed. I pull the cover down and sit down against the headboard so Harry can sit on my lap. I pick up my computer and after a while I finally manage to open it without the little devil trying to hit it.
"Should we call mummy before we go to sleep" I ask him receiving a nod so I call El, hoping she'll answer.
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Face time"Hey love, how was the trip back home" I ask her. She looks like she just arrived.
"Mummy" Harry says as he tries to get my computer making me groan.
El is laughing at us, clearly amused by the torture I'm enduring "Hey loves, we just got home and Katie's out somewhere, probably enjoying the kid free night" she says and I laugh, knowing what she's probably doing "Hey baby boy are you being good" she asks him "How are the two of you" she asks.
He nods enthusiastically and says "Mama watch Ricky" why does this child want me dead?
"No bud we aren't watching Ricky" yes we will "But we're good, just finished brushing our teeth and then I wanted to see you since we didn't have much time at the game" I tell her. We talk for a bit more until Harry starts getting fussy so we hang up.
__________________I put my computer down, pulling the covers over us and turn on the TV, which was harder than I thought since Harry's having a hissy fit, not wanting to get off my chest even though that means he probably won't see the TV.
"So..should we watch Rick and Morty" I ask Kei knowing she isn't as strict as the others.
"Sure but if anyone asks, I was asleep the whole time and didn't know about it" she says.
And that's how we spent the rest of our night, watching Rick and Morty with a snoring 1 year old.
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Leah's povIt's 9am when I wake up so I get out of bed to start getting ready. When I come back from the bathroom I notice that Lucy is now awake.
"Morning Luce, how are you feeling after the game" I ask her.
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FanfictionSara Grey is a young footballer for arsenal, she hasn't had the easiest life but is trying to make the most of it. Sara has a temper often earning yellow cards because of it. She uses sarcasm and humor to cope with trauma which sometimes gets her in...