Future me problems

GROUPIES 38

Lessi did the Swedish team dirty...

She scored the most outrageous goal with her bloody backheel and nut megged the fucking keeper.

Safe to say we're all very much proud of her but that doesn't mean I haven't taken the mick out of her.

"GRAY" Mary yells at me once again for megging her "STOP IT YOU BLOODY WANKER" she might be getting tired of me...

Nahhh.

"I'm just trying to be like Lessi" I innocently say making Lessi groan.

"Are you ever going to stop with that" Lessi asks and I answer by kicking the ball through her feet "Fuck off" I laugh at her and run back into position.

We're focusing on shooting outside the penalty box since these set pieces could help us win the game against Germany.

I'm excited to see Lena again, she's always a fun one to tease.

"Gray start on your laps" Sarina tells me. I think I've done more extra laps than the whole team's laps combined throughout this tournament.

This time it isn't even fair. The only thing I did was waking up the team with some music...

Some might argue that I was blasting the baby shark remix at 5:30am, the day after our game against Sweden. But that's actually incorrect since it was 5:36am and you have to admit that, that shit be buzzin'

"Come on. You can't tell me you didn't find it at least a little bit funny" I try to argue but she just laughs and waves me off.

I actually don't mind running since it gives me time to come up with possible scenarios that I might encounter in real life, such as, being stuck on a boat that's sinking, getting into a fight with a dinosaur or having to help someone hide a body.

Personally if I'd have to get rid off a body, (it would probably be Katie's fault) I'd either dismember it and throw it into different lakes and rivers all around the country or I'd do it like Dexter and take them somewhere out to the middle of the ocean, tie them down with rocks and hope they get eaten by sharks.

As you can see, this is why you shouldn't listen to true crime podcasts before you go to sleep...

It's probably also the reason why the girls keep recommending that I should go to therapy.

And handing me different therapist's numbers...

"How was your run" Ella says with a smirk.

"It was really nice. Gave me some time to think about different things in my life" I tell her.

I'm not telling her about that whole
'how to hide a body' thing.

"So you didn't learn anything" she asks.

Sometimes my teammates have a little too much faith in me.

"Yes I did, just not what you expected me to learn" I say with a chuckle.

We're at lunch and I'm sitting with Ella, Lessi, Leah, G, and Kei. Lucy wanted to sit at the 'grownups' table, whatever that means, so I'm sitting here thinking about what I would do if I'd win the lottery.

"What would you guys do if you won the lottery" I randomly ask them.

"Probably buy a house and give some away to charity" Leah says which Lessi and Kei agree with.

That just seems boring.

"I'd give some away to my parents and such, buy some stuff I probably don't need and then I'd invest the rest in a youth club for girls" G says.