My further adventures

An intruder at mount Olympus

Return to universe prime...

After playing another one of our gigs, we stopped at a dinner for dinner.

I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and some fries while Lilith had a tuna sandwich and salad.

"Bill? Are you there?" Said a voice, coming from my head.

"What the hell? Hermes? Is that you?"

"Yes," said Hermes, "I am speaking using telepathy. We have a small problem here at mount Olympus. An intruder has broken into our kitchen. I want you to teleport here right away and take care of the situation."

"Alright," I said, "I'm on my way."

"Please hurry."

I finished my burger and fries.

"Guys, I'll be back in a few minutes. Hermes is calling me in to take care of a problem. So I have to go. I'll meet you guys at home. Teleport!"

"Be careful." Said Jack.

I teleported to the kitchen of mount Olympus.

Hermes and Zeus were yelling at the intruder to get out.

"Are you not allowed to eat here! This is a temple, not a diner!" Yelled Zeus, "Ah Bill, you got here just in time, now take this fool out of here!"

"Calm down guys."

"Don't tell me to calm down Bill," said Hermes, "this idiot broke into the temple and started eating our food."

"Alright," I said to the intruder, "Who are you and what are you doing here? There sacred food you are eating."

The intruder looked up at me and hissed.

I gasped!

He looked like a snake, but his skin was blue and he had a face like a man.

I could see fangs in his mouth and a pair of horns.

"It's a Naga," said Hermes, "a type of demonic snake person. They are the servants of the demon king. It must have been sent by him."

"Get him out of here!" Yelled Zeus

I sighed.

"You are trespassing on sacred grounds," I said, "leave now and I will not hurt you."

The Naga looked up at me and smiled.

"Make me," he said, "I am hungry and nothing will stop me from eating."

"Fine," I said, "you asked for it."

The Naga hissed and charged at me.

"You are an intruder, and I have no choice but to throw you out!"

The naga roared and charged at me.

I pointed my finger up in the air, "Dragon python!"

A beam of energy in the shape of a dragon appeared above my finger.

The dragon wrapped into body around the naga and carried him out the doorway.

"That should take care of him."

"Thanks Bill," said Hermes, "you're a lifesaver. Now let's have our dinner!"

"No problem," I said, "enjoy your meal."

I left and teleported back to the restaurant.

When I got back, my friends had just finished eating.

"Hey Bill," said Brandon, "is everything alright?"

"Yeah," I said, "everything is fine. It was just a Naga."

"Oh," said Tony, "so you took care of the problem?"

"Yep."

"Cool."

"Well," said Lilith, "let's go back to home and get some sleep."

"Sounds good."

Next day...

"Hey Bill," said Jack, "have you ever heard of the Legend of the Blue Ocean?"
"No," I said, "why?"

"Well," said Jack, "it's a manga about a bunch of guys who go out to sea in search of treasure. It's a pretty good series. Have you read it?"

"No," I said, "I prefer the original Dragon Ball."

"Oh yeah, the classic," laughed Jack, "that's my favorite."

"Mine is DBZ," said Tony.

"Same," said Brandon, "the fighting is great."

"Hey guys," said Jack, "wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure," said Lilith.

Jack cleared his throat.

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there?" Said Tony.

"A horse."

"A horse who?"

"I don't know," said Jack, "it just knocked!"

We all laughed.

"Ok," said Jack, "here's another one. What do you call a cow with no legs?"

"I don't know," said Tony, "what do you call a cow with no legs?"

"Ground Beef!"

"That's a good one," said Lilith, "now, I have a joke."
"Ok," said Felicia, "let's hear it."

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

"I don't know," said Tony, "because they both have quills?"

"No," said Lilith, "the answer is 'because one can produce a few notes, while the other can only write the one note'."

"Hey," said Jack, "do you remember when we first met, and we played D&D?"

"Yeah," said Brandon, "it was so much fun. We should do that again soon."

"Maybe we should," said Jack, "I wonder what has happened to our old dice?"

"Who knows?" I said.