Clarisse La Rue One Shots

The Biggest Fight Ever

"Yo water boy, didn't you get a four pack of Dr Pepper?" I asked, looking in the mini fridge of cabin 3.

"Yeah, why ares spawn?" He responded, grabbing a few chips from the bowl.

"I swear there was one left a minute ago." I grabbed out a coke and looked around the room, my eyes landing on the red can in her hand. "That bitch."

"Who are you mumbling about now?" Percy asked, his mouth half full of deep fried potatoes.

"Y/n, she's being a bitch."

"Your girlfriend is being a bitch by drinking Dr Pepper?" He giggles to himself, watching my girlfriend sip on the drink tauntingly.

"Yes." I walked across the room, sitting in the corner watching her pretend we weren't in the biggest fight ever. Talking to Annabeth and Juniper as if everything was normal.

The next day I walk over to the amphitheater seeing Y/n sitting next to Annabeth. I sat down next to Piper as soon as I did Y/n made a scene of standing up as if she were leaving.

"Hold on, why are you leaving Y/n?" Annabeth asked, grabbing her arm.

"Well I'm not staying here if she is here." She said, glaring at me.

"Ok, what is going on between you two? You guys have been doing this weird fighting thing for three weeks." Grover asked.

"Well, Y/n is completely over reacting." I told him, earning a scoff from her.

"I'm not overreacting, you're being an asswhole." She yelled back.

"See, overreacting and dramatic as always. Honestly I should've never gone out with you."

"I should have never let you touch my lipstick."

"How was I supposed to know it would melt?"

"You put it on the window sill, in direct sunlight you idiot."

"Wait" Percy interrupted out fighting "You two are fighting over lipstick?"

"She put my favourite lipstick on the window sill and left it in direct sunlight for it to melt"

"Oh how dare she." Percy laughed, causing a death stare from Piper.

"That's a crime punishable by up to two months of passive aggressive behaviour on behalf of the victim." Piper gasps, Y/n nodding in agreement.

"Cabin 10 is so dramatic, 12 would be jealous." I commented.

"See, so rude." Y/n huffed, before turning around and walking away.

"Two months of this?" I asked Piper, who nodded rather aggressively. I quickly jumped and rushed over to her. Moving in front of her, holding her still by her shoulders. "Okay, I'm sorry darling, I shouldn't have left the lipgloss on the window still."

"Lipstick" She corrected me.

"Yeah lipstick whatever. How about I drive you into town tomorrow and get you a new one." I offered, a small smirk formed on her lips before she pouted a little. "And we can go to that sushi restaurant you like."

She smiled, throwing her arms around my neck. "I guess I can forgive you."

"Thank you princess." I whisper, tightening my arms around her waist and gently placing a kiss on the base of her neck. "But you steal my last Dr Pepper and that crime might not be forgiven."