Y/N: I take it back, I hate fighting in this city. I just got jumped by Two Face, Hush, and Firefly all at once... I'm so fucking tired.
[Y/N goes to flip the light switch but nothing happens]
Y/N: What th-? The fuck happened to the lights?
[Y/N hears laughs and whispering]
Venom: Is someone in here?
[Y/N then feels someone touch him and he starts to take them down. Someone then turns on thr lights he sees he is ontop of Stephanie and was about to punch her. They both just stare at each other as Y/N has a look of *What the fuck?* while Stephanie nervously smiles while blushing]
Stephanie Brown: H-happy Arkham Knight day, babe!
Y/N: What the fuck...
[Venom then takes control]
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Venom: Is wrong with you?!
[Dick then comes out as all the other Batfamily is there aswell as Superboy, Impulse and Womder Girl]
Dick: It's a surprise party! It's a surprise party! Calm down.
[Venom retreats back into Y/N's skin]
Y/N: I was trained by Ra's, Taila, and Shiva. Three of the most deadliest assassins, and you all thought a surprise party in the dark was the best plan?!
Stephanie Brown: Yep, I'm starting to think this was a bad plan.. can you please get off before I explode?
[Y/N gets up and Stephanie slowing gets up]
Y/N: For fucks sake!
Stephanie Brown: Jesus fuck!
[Y/N Turns to Bruce]
Y/N: How the hell did Alfred not tell you this was a dumb fucking idea?
Peter: Oh, he did. But, uh, him and Tim went to go and get the cake, so he left the rest of us alone, and you know how Damian and Jason can be.
Y/N: Yeah, trouble is what the fuck you are.
Bruce: You might have also killed Jason again.
Y/N: What-? Oh.
[He looks and sees Jason unconscious on the floor]
Y/N: Yeah, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up. But where the fuck is Damian?
Superboy: Oh, he was supposed to be surprise phase two.
