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Chapter 11.5

[Tim, Bart, Cassie, and Conner are talking and laughing. Y/N then comes in Conner, still laughing says]

Conner: Oh, hey, Y/N. What's up?

[Y/N stares at Conner. It takes a moment for the others to realize Y/N's demeanor has changed. From a chill dude to someone who looks more stressed than normal]

Y/N: Conner. What did you do today?

Conner: Oh, I hung out with Bart, Cassie, and Tim. Ate some food and I think that's it.

Y/N: Really? Nothing else you want to say?

[Conner then stands there before remembering what he did]

Conner: [laughs] Oh! So, Lex was holding this sign outside his place, saying he's hiring, right?

[Conner says turning to the others]

Tim: Yeah?

Conner: So-[laugh]-so I burned my symbol into it, man!

[Conner says laughing as they all turn to Y/N with surprised expression. As Y/N Looks absolutely done with this shit. After calming down he says]

Conner: Why aren't you laughing? I thought you'd be laughing.

[Y/N then grabs the bridge of his nose and says]

Y/N: Conner. You're one of my closest friends. I respect you very deeply. As a teammate. And as a friend. But you gotta be-

[The Symbiote suit then covers Y/N body as his suit looks more different then before]

[Y/N then yells]

Y/N:-THE DUMBEST MOTHER FUCKER!!

[They all step back a bit at Y/N's outburst]

Y/N: Who has ever absorbed the sun's yellow rays!

[Y/N returns back to his regular black t-shirt]

Y/N: Do you have any conceivable idea, the fucking PR nightmare your little fly by prank has put me in. You solar-powered-clone-pumkin son of a bitch!

Cassie: Jesus, Y/N. Don't you think you're overreacting a bit? I know he messed up but still-

Y/N: [turns to Cassie] Cassie, please shut up. [Turns to Conner] Conner you Hercules insulted the earth mother fucker. I need you to take a long ass leap over three tall buildings in a single bound backward and look at this from a third person perspective okay?

Conner: [stammers] Okay?

Y/N: Former president and multi-trillion Lex Luther one of the most powerful people on the fucking planet is offering jobs to Metropolis, okay?

Conner: Okay...?

Y/N: And sure, he's done some shady shit in his past. Including stuff that is absolutely illegal. He is still an incredible liked and respected person in your community and is a guy who helps out your local economy.

Bart: Okay, but it's still Lex Luther-

Y/N: And in his most recent gesture of good faith offering jobs to a community that is very overpopulated and damn well needs it.

[Conner then sighs knowing what he's talking about]

Conner: I think I know where this is going.

Y/N: And then the clone of the same mysterious stranger from another planet, the same guy he talked about for years and the same guy who is a part of a team who are just as powerful as him. BURN HIS FUCKING INSIGNIA INTO THE GESTURE OF FREE WILL?!

Conner: I-I can see how that can be taken the wrong way.

Venom: [pops out] Oh, can you? I didn't know super hindsight was one of your powers!

Conner: I think I may have fucked up.

Y/N: Oh you....think.

[Y/N says checking his phone. He then turns to them and says]

Y/N: Bart, turn on the TV.

Bart: Why would I-? Okay. Fine.

[Bart turns on the TV, and it shows Lex over the burning insignia]

Lex: This act of war will not be take-

[Bart quickly turns off the TV. After a deep sigh he says]

Bart: Yeah, you fucked up Conner.

Y/N: [Turns to Conner] What me to get the Justice League PR team on this?

Conner: Yes, please, thanks. I owe you one.

Venom: Conner, you owe us so much more than one!