Wayne Family Adventures x Male Reader

Chapter 29

[It cuts to Y/N fighting Moon Knight]

Y/N: It's over, Moon Knight. We have the high ground!

[Moon Knight pulls out two  Escrima sticks and says]

Moon Knight: You underestimate my ketamine intake!
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(The adventures of Y/N....and other guys)

[It shows Peter and Y/N in a plane as Peter says]

Peter: Hey, Y/N, Venom. A new Kraven the Hunter movie just dropped!

Y/N, Venom: We don't care.

[Y/N and Venom say blankly as Peter stand there and thinks for a moment]

Peter: Shit....I don't care either.
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[It then jump cuts to Y/N and Kaine Parker sparring Jason and Dick]

Kaine: Parry this, you fucking casuals.

[Kaine picks up Y/N by the leg and using him as a human baseball bat to knock the two out]
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[We see Y/N doing a deep exhale and inhale before turning and sees Carnage right infront to him]

Y/N: You need a hobby.

Carnage: WE HAVE A HOBBY!

Venom: Listening to Power Wolf isn't a hobby.

[It then jumpcuts to how Y/N met the Waynes]

Y/N: Listen, Mr. Edge Lord, was it?

Batman: Batman.

Y/N: Mr. Hocky Pads, I don't like unwanted help in the middle of a fight. And I absolutely don't like it when it's with a bunch of Goddamn noobs.

Batman: Don't worry, Arkham Knight, I have made them all sign a paper that makes it to where they are totally qualified to help you out.

Venom: And what happens when one of them gets eaten by Carnage or Riot?

[Batman stares at him and then points at the paper]

Batman: Read the fine print.

[It then jump cuts to Y/N, Miles and Peter all hanging out]

Miles: Hey, Pete.

Y/N: You ordering some pizza?

Peter: Yep!

Venom: You wanna go halves on a stuffed crust and some garlic bread?

[Peter pulls out his phone and says]

Peter: Sure.... you're all okay with pineapple, yeah?

[They all collectively look at eachother and then give Peter a dirty look and say]

Y/N, Miles, Venom: Fuck you.