Wayne Family Adventures x Male Reader

Chapter 25

[It shows Batman looking at Freeze and Mysterio being taken away in a truck as Batman says]

Batman: You all did well tonight. Freeze and Mysterio won't bother anyone for a long time.

[It shows Jason, Dick, Tim, Damian, Peter, Y/N and Venom all shivering]

Nightwing: My hands are still numb.

Spider-man: Getting back home is not gonna be fun [shivers]

Arkham Knight: You said it. [shivers]

Red Hood: [shivers] Seriously.

Batman: I can take you back in the Batmobile.

All: Shotgun!

[They all say at the same time. Bruce sighs and pulls out his grappling hook]

Batman: I need to have a word with Commissior Gordon. Get this figured out by the time I get back.

[He grapples off as a fwoosh noise is heard. Dick then says]

Nightwing: I'm the oldest, which means the front seat automatically goes to me.

Spider-man: Says who?

Nightwing: Says everyone!

Robin: Hardly convincing most people are idiots. Just like at L/N.

[Y/N Looks at Damian with a shocked expression]

Arkham Knight: Hey!

[Jason then points at Dick]

Red Hood: You being ancient is not a valid reason to get the front seat.

Arkham Knight, Venom: Goddamn!!

Nightwing: Ancient?! I'm not ancient...

[Nightwing says, looking down in sadness. Jason then points at himself and says]

Red Hood: A valid reason is that the front passenger can operate all the weapon systems, and I'm the best marksman if there's another emergency.

Spider-man: Y/N's actually a better shot than you.

Red Hood: He is not!

Arkham Knight: I kinda am. And you do know that the weapons are set to automatic, right?

Red Hood: Hmph.

[Jason scoffs. As Damian says crossing his arms]

Robin: I deserve the front seat. None of you except Parker were supposed to be here anyway.

Nightwing: We couldn't NOT help!

Robin: Besides, I'm the-

Red Hood: If you call yourself the "superior Robin" one more time-

Venom: I am gonna throw you at a billboard full force. Like how I did to Kraven.

[Tim then says]

Red Robin: Seeing as I'm the one who actually took Freeze and Mysterio down, pretty sure the front seat should be mine.

[As Jason and Tim fight. Miles lands next to Y/N and Peter]

Miles Morales: What are they on about?

Spider-man: On who gets the front seat on the Batmobile.

Miles Morales: But, didn't I catch Mysterio while you and Y/N caught Freeze?

Arkham Knight: Yep.

Miles Morales: So, all this is for nothing?

Spider-man: Pretty much.

[They then hear a]

"Ahem."

[They look and see Bruce there as he says]

Batman: So, did you figure out who gets the front seat?

[They look cross their arms. It then cuts to them all in the backseat as Miles seats in the passenger seat]

Batman: Thanks for the help, Miles.

Miles Morales: No problem.

[It fades to black]