[It starts off with Bruce getting ready as Alfred says with a case of bow ties in his hands]
Alfred: I've already pulled the car around for you to drive to the gala, Master Bruce.
Bruce: Thank you, Alfred.
[Alfred then helps Bruce with the tie]
Alfred: And you're set on attending alone? One of the children could accompany you.
[Bruce looks unsure of this]
Bruce: I....think it's better for everyone if they don't.
[Alfred gives him a questioning look]
Alfred: Oh? Why's that?
Bruce: You remember what happened last time, right?
[It cuts to Bruce, introducing Damian to everyone. Damian looks pissed]
Bruce:....And this my youngest, Damian.
[The lady pitches Damian's cheek as he looks absolutely mad]
"Well, aren't you just the cutest little thing! Such a pleasure to meet you!
Damian: I'll kill you!
[Damian whispers to himself. She walks away as Damian pulls out a knife as a snatch noise is heard. He goes to stab her, but Bruce grabs him by the collar]
Bruce: No knives!
[Damian turns to him and looks at him with the same look]
Damian: But she--
[Bruce then says sternly]
Bruce: NO. KNIVES.
[It them cuts back to Alfred saying]
Alfred: If not Master Damien, then how about Master Y/N?
Bruce: Um...
[It cuts to Y/N in a tux with Bruce as he walks around. Bruce introducing him]
Bruce: This is my son, Y/N.
[It then shows Venom nearly getting caught eating some cake as Bruce yanks him back]
Venom: FUC-
[It cuts back to Alfred and Bruce as he says]
Bruce: No, Venom is way too wild, and it's Y/N and Stephanie's day together. I don't want to ruin that.
Alfred: Then what about Master Timothy and Master Peter?
Bruce: Um...
[It cuts to Tim and Peter falling asleep during the dinner. As a whump noise is played. Bruce nervously chuckles it then cuts back to him as Alfred says]
Alfred: In their defense, the boys had been awake for more than thirty-six hours.
Bruce: Which is why I told either of them not to come.
[Alfred puts on Bruce's jacket]
Alfred: Miss Cassandra?
[It cuts to Bruce looking up and seeing Cass on the roof looking at the sky]
Bruce: How'd she even get up there in heels...?
[It cuts back]
Alfred: Surely she wouldn't hide the entire night.
Bruce: She would. She did.
Alfred: Master Jason is in town tonight.
[It cuts to Bruce dragging Jason away]
Jason: Now, hypothetically, if a very bad man killed your son, wouldn't you--
Bruce: We're leaving.
[It cuts back again]
Alfred: Perhaps not. But you could call Master Dick.
Bruce: No.
[It cuts to Dick swinging around and them cuts back in an instant]
Alfred: Master Duke's never been in a gala before.
Bruce: He has a big test tomorrow to study for.
Alfred: I suppose you'll have to brave it alone, then.
[It shows they are outside]
Bruce: You know YOU could always come.
Alfred: You don't pay me nearly enough for that, sir.
[Bruce just groans]
