"C'mon, Damian, give me a smile."
[Dick says as Y/N stands right next to him as they both laugh at this as Venom says]
Venom: I still don't get your human customs.
[Barbara then says]
Barbara: Are you guys almost here? We told you noon. It's nearly 1pm.
Damian: [crosses arms] Can we just cut the cake and get thus over with?
[Y/N wraps an arm around Damian's shoulder]
Y/N: No. Now give us a smile, you little shit.
[Y/N says pulling out a phone as it has a black case with a white spider symbol on it. As Venom and him smile but Damian looks away]
Venom: It's your birthday, Damian. Even though I don't know what that is.
Y/N: It's not every day you turn 9, and we wish to celebrate with you. Wait til you see your birthday gifts. Now.... SAY CHEESE!
[Damian just groans as he takes a picture. Barbara, Y/N, Venom, and Dick all whisper to each other]
Barbara: Good news. They were able to secure the you-know-what.
[Damian looks at his presents with are like a rope, a crossbow, and some cake. You could tell what Y/N and Venom got him]
Damian: Stupid tradition for stupid children...[picks up the crossbow] Tcch! This is nowhere near as impressive as the swords mother used to run at me with.
[Jason, Peter, Cass and Bruce all come in as Jason laughs]
Jason: Look at him in the suit and tie. Who did this to you? Babs?
Y/N: This coming from the guy who used to wear pill helmet and some go-go boots.
Jason: How do you remember that?
Damian: [looks at them] Whaddya bring me?
[Peter sits down the present as Bruce knees down]
Bruce: Happy birthday, son. Sorry I'm late.
Damian: [looks away] You're ALWAYS late.
Bruce: [smiles] Did you have a nice time with Barbara, Venom, Y/N, and Dick?
[Damian rubs the back of his neck]
Damian: Yeah, it was whatever. Y/N wouldn't stop taking photos.
Bruce: [rubs the back of his neck] I, uh, wasn't sure what to get you. But Dick, Venom, and Cassandra, they suggested....well...
[Y/N knees down at the box]
Y/N: It was mostly Dick's idea to be fair.
Cass: But I went to the adoption agency to meet all of the--
[Suddenly, a dog jumps out and into Y/N's arms. Venom then says]
Venom: Look! Food that delivers itself!
Damian: This is...a puppy?
[Y/N sits him down and pets him]
Bruce: Yes, son. And he's all yours.
[Y/N then gestures for Damian to come closer and he pets the dog]
Damian: Mother never let me have a pet....always said attachments to things made you weak.
[Damian then smiles and says while pointing]
Damian: Sit, Murder King! Sit!
Y/N, Venom, Peter: I'm sorry....what?
[Cass, Barbara and Peter look kinda werided out by the name]
Barbara: That's not a proper name for a dog!
Dick: Knock, knock!
[Dick says as Jason, Dick and Y/N come out with cake]
Y/N: Who wants cake? Seriously Venom has been trying to eat it for a while now.
Venom: I have not!
[It then cuts to them all singing to Damian]
All: 🎵Haaaaappy Birthday to you!🎵
Damian: I STILL think this is a stupid tradition for stupid children!
Y/N: We love you too, you little shit.
Bruce: Happy birthday, buddy.
[Damian slightly smiles]
