Chapter 23

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[Y/N walks in and sees Damian and the others sitting there. He walks up to this and says]

Y/N: What's going on here?

Bruce: We're trying to help Damian find ways to make friends.

Stephanie: [turns to Damian] Try finding common interests with people. I mean, what kind of stuff do you like?

Damian: Swords.

Peter: Maybe something that won't turn your friends into a kabob?

Damian: I've always been intrigued by world domination.

Venom: [pops out] Nah, been there, trust me it's not as cool as they make it sound.

Y/N: What about animals?

Damian: [pets his dog] Oh, yes. Animals are nice.

Bruce: Great! Let go with that.

Peter: What about joining a club. Like I'm in tons of clubs.

Damian: Tennis.

Peter: Tennis? Why?

Bruce: I didn't know you likes Tennis!

Damian: I do not.

Duke: Then why...?

Damian: A boy on the tennis team insulted father's honor. I have been training to destroy him on the court.

Peter: It's like a mini Miles Morales.

Stephanie: Honestly, I respect it.

Bruce: Let's stay away from the Tennis court, all right? I appreciate the thought, though.

Bruce: [turns to Jason] Jason? Do you have any suggestions for Damian. Or what about you Peter.

Jason: I broke my best friend out of prison.

Peter: I nearly killed my best friend by removing the only thing keeping him alive so that an alien wouldn't take over the planet.

Venom: I said I was sorry!

Bruce: That's not exactly helpful in this context.

Jason: Whatever.

[Damian looks at the ground]

Damian: Well, this has been singularly unhelpful.

Peter: Glad we could help.

Bruce: You're going to be find, Damian. Just trust your instincts.

[Y/N and Stephanie watch this]

Stephanie: Oh boy. This is gonna be good.

Y/N: This is gonna be juicy.

[It fades to black]

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