Chapter 34

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[Y/N is watching a threat from Calender Man. Once the threat is finished, he says]

Y/N: Yeah, okay, whatever, Julian.

[He says, not taking this seriously. Damian this looks at Y/N and says]

Damian: What are you watching, L/N?

Y/N: Nothing, Damian. It's just that Calender Man made a threat saying that he's gonna "keep the year 2020."

Damian: He is a seasoned supervillian. Perhaps we should take his threat seriously.

[Y/N looks confused on why Damian os acting so serious]

Y/N: It's--It's Calender Man. You did heard me say It's Calender Man, right?

Damian: I still see him as a threat.

[Venom pops out and says]

Venom: Damian, what counts as a serious supervillan in your eyes?

Damian: Well, let's see, there's Joker, Doctor Octopus, Mr Freeze, Carnage, and also The Spot.

Y/N: Okay, yeah, I can see the logic behind that.

Damian: The Court of the Owls and the League of Assassins are roughly on the same level of threat.

Venom: Okay, yeah, that's true.

Damian: Similarly, Calender Man, Big Wheel and Riddler are on the same level of threat in my eyes.

[Now Y/N and Venom just look utterly confused]

Y/N: That--that counts as serious?

Damian: Pokadot Man, Screwball, and we can't forget about the Condiment King.

Venom: You got to be fucking with us right now.

Damian: The Ventriloquist.

Venom: Oh, you mean Scarface.

Damian: No, I mean The Ventriloquist.

Y/N: Fucking how!?

[Y/N says throwing his hands up in the air]

Damian: Oh, and we can never forget about The Penny Plunderer.

Y/N: The dude who gave us the big ass penny?

Damian: Why else would father keep it as trophy?

Y/N: You're fucking weird kid.

[Y/N goes to walk off as Damian yells]

Damian: No you!

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