[We see Harley in more casual-ish clothes humming in peace. That is until..]
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Y/N, Venom Damian: Harls, Aunty.
[They both say as Venom is on Y/N's shoulder. She screams and then grabs her chest]
Harley: Jesus Christ, guys. You almost gave me a fuckin' heart attack.
Venom: Sorry, Harley...
[Venom looks down in shame as Harley pets him and gives him a chocolate bar]
Harley: It's alright, my little slime ball.
[She then clears her throat and says]
Harley: What's up, little bird and little spiders?
Damian: He got another one.
Harley: [tilts head in confusion] He what?
Y/N: Well, suddenly Bruce comes in and says, "Alfred call the guy." And then suddenly Duke Thomas shows up and moves in.
Harley: Wait, "guy?" What guy? Who's this guy?
Damian: Mhm? Oh don't worry about.
Harley: [silently] Put a pin in that...[normal] How many has he adopted so far?
Y/N: Well, there's Dick, Jason, Tim, Me, Venom. He adopted me and Venom at separate times, mind you. Um, Steph, Conner, Peter, and probably even more if I'm being honest.
[Harley looks kinda shocked and slightly surprised]
Harley: Wow.... that is... mildly concerning...
Venom: You're telling us that?
Damian: Maybe it's time for a culling, Auntie.
Y/N: Yes, fixing this with violence!
Venom: Let's do it.
Damain: [looks to the two] This is why you both are my favorites.
Harley: Damian, Y/N, Venom. You can't be trying to fight all your siblings. Especially the ones with the god-like abilities.
Damian: That's the best part, though. I don't have to. You see, I found all of Father's plans to kill us all. After killing them, we'll be back to normal by Christmas.
Venom: How.... how the hell did you find those?
Damian: [quickly turns to Venom] That is none of your concern.
Harley: Yeah, sure, or, hear me out now, you know what's better then murder?
Y/N: Arson?
Harley: Um, no, sweetheart... ice cream!
[Venom and Damian look at each other and then at Harley]
