[It starts off with Peter and Dick carrying a box. And Bruce is sitting on a chair]
Bruce: Hey, Dick, Peter. What's with box?
[They both turn to him and say]
Dick: There was this huge sale of Justice League memorablila yesterday.
Peter: We picked it up for everyone-- and we got them their favorite heroes!
Bruce: Well, that was nice of you both.
Dick: It was no big deal!
[They both walk off saying]
"We'll catch you later!"
[They both say as Bruce sees them with Superman hoodies. Bruce gives a disappointed look and mumbles to himself]
Bruce: Superman. Figures.
[It then cuts to Jason walking by Bruce while he was training as a POW noise is heard]
Jason: 'Sup, Bruce.
[Bruce turns and sees Jason with Wonder Woman sweat pants. And gives yet another look of disappointment and jealousy]
Bruce: Hm.
[It then cuts to Y/N and Duke talking to Barbara]
Barbara: Come on, Y/N, you know the tech stuff is just as important as the punching stuff when it comes to being a vigilante. I mean, what would you do without me?
Y/N: I already have one guy screaming in my ear 24/7. I don't need another.
Venom: Hey!
[Bruce pauses when he sees Barbara with a Black Canary T-shirt. And Duke with flash shoes and also Y/N with some Wally West style shoes. Bruce just gives them a judgmental stare]
Bruce: Hmph.
[They all turn to Bruce with a confused and almost scared face]
Duke: Everything alright?
Y/N: Cause you look like how you did when Damian got turned into a kabob.
[Bruce crashes the newspaper in his hands]
Bruce: Fine. It's all fine, Y/N, Duke.
[Duke then whispers to the two]
Duke: Something tells me that's not fine.
Venom: You think?
[It then cuts to the dinner table with Bruce sitting there in anger, watching everyone with a shirt, hoodle, or shoes but not a single Batman merch in sight. As Stephanie sits next to Y/N drinking from a green arrow smoothie. Y/N then says to her]
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Y/N: Uh, Steph?
Stephanie: Hm?
Y/N: Why the fuck do you have a Green Arrow smoothie cup?
[She just shrugs]
Stephanie: I don't know. Why do you have Wally West shoes?
Venom: [pops out] Because Wally is man!
[Bruce then yells]
Bruce: Green Arrow, Stephanie? Really?!
Y/N: [turns to him] Right? That's what I've been saying.
Stephanie Brown: What? He's cool. Justice League member fights crime without any powers. Game recognizes game.
Bruce: But that's what I do!
Venom: Um, no. Your power is being filthy rich!
Stephanie: Yeah, and he uses a bow. And he is blonde.
[Bruce grabs his head in frustration]
Bruce: Something I wonder how you two are even dating.
Venom: Thank me for that.
[It then cuts to the Hall of Justice as Superman whispers to Green Arrow]
Superman: Does Batman look broodier than usual today?
[Bruce just sits there brooding more than usual as Flash and Wonder Woman wonder why and mumbles about superpowers or something. Green Arrow then says]
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