Wayne Family Adventures x Male Reader

Chapter 6

[It starts off with Peter and Dick carrying a box. And Bruce is sitting on a chair]

Bruce: Hey, Dick, Peter. What's with box?

[They both turn to him and say]

Dick: There was this huge sale of Justice League memorablila yesterday.

Peter: We picked it up for everyone-- and we got them their favorite heroes!

Bruce: Well, that was nice of you both.

Dick: It was no big deal!

[They both walk off saying]

"We'll catch you later!"

[They both say as Bruce sees them with Superman hoodies. Bruce gives a disappointed look and mumbles to himself]

Bruce: Superman. Figures.

[It then cuts to Jason walking by Bruce while he was training as a POW noise is heard]

Jason: 'Sup, Bruce.

[Bruce turns and sees Jason with Wonder Woman sweat pants. And gives yet another look of disappointment and jealousy]

Bruce: Hm.

[It then cuts to Y/N and Duke talking to Barbara]

Barbara: Come on, Y/N, you know the tech stuff is just as important as the punching stuff when it comes to being a vigilante. I mean, what would you do without me?

Y/N: I already have one guy screaming in my ear 24/7. I don't need another.

Venom: Hey!

[Bruce pauses when he sees Barbara with a Black Canary T-shirt. And Duke with flash shoes and also Y/N with some Wally West style shoes. Bruce just gives them a judgmental stare]

Bruce: Hmph.

[They all turn to Bruce with a confused and almost scared face]

Duke: Everything alright?

Y/N: Cause you look like how you did when Damian got turned into a kabob.

[Bruce crashes the newspaper in his hands]

Bruce: Fine. It's all fine, Y/N, Duke.

[Duke then whispers to the two]

Duke: Something tells me that's not fine.

Venom: You think?

[It then cuts to the dinner table with Bruce sitting there in anger, watching everyone with a shirt, hoodle, or shoes but not a single Batman merch in sight. As Stephanie sits next to Y/N drinking from a green arrow smoothie. Y/N then says to her]

Y/N: Uh, Steph?

Stephanie: Hm?

Y/N: Why the fuck do you have a Green Arrow smoothie cup?

[She just shrugs]

Stephanie: I don't know. Why do you have Wally West shoes?

Venom: [pops out] Because Wally is man!

[Bruce then yells]

Bruce: Green Arrow, Stephanie? Really?!

Y/N: [turns to him] Right? That's what I've been saying.

Stephanie Brown: What? He's cool. Justice League member fights crime without any powers. Game recognizes game.

Bruce: But that's what I do!

Venom: Um, no. Your power is being filthy rich!

Stephanie: Yeah, and he uses a bow. And he is blonde.

[Bruce grabs his head in frustration]

Bruce: Something I wonder how you two are even dating.

Venom: Thank me for that.

[It then cuts to the Hall of Justice as Superman whispers to Green Arrow]

Superman: Does Batman look broodier than usual today?

[Bruce just sits there brooding more than usual as Flash and Wonder Woman wonder why and mumbles about superpowers or something. Green Arrow then says]

Green Arrow: Seems normal to me.

[Fades to black]