Wayne Family Adventures x Male Reader

Chapter 11

[It starts off with Bruce talking with his mask off]

Bruce: Alright, before we head out, there are still some open cases we need to discuss.

[A picture of Kite Man and Lord Death Man appears]

Bruce: Kite Man and Lord Death Man  are on the loose. Who wants to take point?

[Cass, Y/N, Venom, Dick, Tim, and Stephanie all look in different directions, not wanting to fight him. Bruce, then sighs and says]

Bruce: [sighs] Fine. Stephanie, Y/N. Those two are yours.

Y/N: Fuck no.

Stephanie: Hard pass.

Venom: Lord Death Man tries EVERY FUCKING TIME to have us be his nemesis.

Stephanie: And when Kite Man does that to me, I'm just like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" No means no, dude.

Y/N: Please, Bruce, anybody is better. Hell, I'll take The Spot or-or Chameleon. They broke out recently right?

Bruce: One, they both are still at Arkham. And two, that's not a valid reason.

[Stephanie crosses her arms as Y/N just looks away]

Y/N, Stephanie: Hard Pass.

[Bruce then pitches the bridge of his nose in annoyance]

Bruce: Fine. We'll get back to Kite Man and Lord Death Man.

[A picture of The Baffler appears]

Bruce: The Baffler has been causing problems at the docks. Gordon asked us to intervene.

[Tim looks barely impressed by thus guy]

Tim: Knock-off Riddler? Seriously?

Bruce: Thanks for volunteering, Tim.

[Cass, Venom, and Dick start to laugh at this as Tim looks betrayed]

Tim: What? No fair!

[Tim then turns to Y/N]

Tim: Come on, Y/N. I'll give you twenty bucks if you take this case.

Y/N: I would rather inhale Joker toxin.

[Bruce then says as Tim crosses his arms looking mad]

Bruce: Which brings us to our last case.

[A picture of Comdiment King appears]

Bruce: Condiment King.

Y/N: Alfred's nemesis?

[Cass and Dick actually look kinds scared]

Dick: Ugh, not him again!

Cass: The worst.

[Stephanie then grabs Y/N by the collar and says]

Stephanie: Me and Y/N will take Kite Man and Lord Death Man if it means we don't have to fight Condiment King.

Y/N: Yep. I had a hell of a time last time getting the stains out of my suit.

Bruce: Sold.

[Cass and Dick look at each other]

Dick: That leaves...

[Dick then puts his hands together and gets on his knees]

Dick: Cass-

Cass: No.

Dick: You owe me-

Cass: NO.

[They both stare at each other. Dick then sighs as Cass throws her hand up in the air knowing she won]

Dick: [sighs] Fine, I'll take Condiment King.

Venom: If it makes you feel any better, I'll get you some cleaning materials on the way back.

Dick: Well, it doesn't.... but thanks.

[Y/N and Stephanie go to have a grand old time with their villains. Y/N hears Tim say to Dick]

"Bet Baffler's looking REAL good to you right now.

"Don't push it, Tim."

"It took me three weeks to get the stains out of my costume! Three weeks!"

[Stephanie, Y/N, Cass and Venom laugh at this]

[It fades to black]