*How thugs reacted when Y/N and Venom first entered Gotham City*
[It starts off with a thug on a chair just relaxing. He then gets a call from John]
"Hello, I'm Bill, welcome to the Goon union please don't tell us to go by the Goounion we won't listen."
John: I quit.
[The thug sits up slightly and then is a bit confused]
"What?"
[John coughs up a bit of blood and says]
John: Yeah, I quit.
"Wait, wait, who is this?"
John: Bill, it's me. John.
"Oh! Hey John, how's Gotham treating you?"
[It then shows John with his leg bend in the opposite direction and bullet wounds in his stomach]
John: How's it going? I just ran into Spider-Man. You tell me how it's going!
Bill: Eh, shouldn't be that bad. He's like the least harmful person you could run into. You probably heard a bunch of bad quips and were thrown around. But you about to get a fat paycheck that's for sure.
John: No, no, no! You fat liar! Spider-Man is nothing like how you said he would be.
Bill: He's your friendly neighborhood, Spider-Man. He's basically Nightwing he doesn't kill or anything.
[John then is just surprised by that]
John: Doesn't kill? [Laughs] You did not just say that.
Bill: I mean it's true.
John: Bill, I have never seen an uppercut with such velocity in my life!
[It quickly flashes to Y/N running at John and sending an uppercut to his face at such high speeds]
Bill: Okay? It's an uppercut. Better than Batkan stealing your bones.
John: I have never seen a grown man, A fully grown man, lift someone that high in the air before. It traumatized me. I'm gonna have to get weeks of mental and physical therapy.
[It shows Y/N jump up into the air with John and then turns mid-air and slams John's head onto the pavement]
Bill: That's kinda overacting a bit, John.
John: This guy juggled us in the air...for almost 10 whole minutes.
[It then shows Y/N constantly fighting John in the air and then launch him further into the air just so he would have time to go after another thug.]
John: He fought like he was in a video game. And then he's done juggling you, he'll slam you onto the ground. FULL FORCE we're you will basically bounce off of concrete. I don't know how I survived this.
[It shows Y/N turning around and shooting a Symbiote punch on John sending back down to the ground full force.]
John: And then, this guy does the most vile shit I have ever seen.
Bill: Like what?
John: He once did a Rey Mysterio on a guy...I don't even know anymore, man. This guy slung him by his head.
[It shows Y/N wrapping his legs around the thug and then flipping him back onto the ground.]
John: I got a few buddies who are actually decapitated by this guy or whatever monster he became. Or when he pulled out a Assault rifle from nowhere. Or the missile launchers he has on his shoulders.
[Bill now looks confused]
Bill: Wait, wait, wait. Guns? Missle launchers? A monster? Who are you talking about? I thought we were talking about Spider-Man?
John: We are. He's got the symbol and everything. He even swings on webs like you said.
[Bill then looks down thinking before saying]
Bill: John, this is an important question. What color was his suit.
John: He was wearing all black.
[Bill's eyes go wide]
John: He looked like Mr Popo.
[Bill the stammers over his words]
Bill: A-are you sure he wasn't just wearing a dark navy blue and maybe this was at night or something like that? Or maybe it was Killer Croc that attack you that night?
John: Nah...I ain't ever seen anything like that in my life. That thing would give Killee Croc nightmares. That black is like a void that sees through your soul and hunts you for your crimes.
[It quickly flashes and shows Venom eating a thug and then let's out a animalistic roar.]
Bill: This... this guy was still cracking jokes, right?
John: "I'm gonna rip you limb from limb."
[Bill looks down horrified]
John: Where's the punch line, Bill?
Bill: John, I'm so sorry.
John: Bill, I ain't ever seen anymore ever do combos like that in my life. It was like they were choreographed by Mike Tyson himself.
[It quickly flashes to Y/N sending out a Symbiote punch and then sending multiple punches to a thugs stomach. And then shows him doing a choke slam on a thug]
Bill: Alright John, I'm gonna get you some help. Tell the others it'll be okay.
John: Friends? Bill, they're all dead! Do you think a human could survive a Symbiote punch?
[It quickly flashes back to Y/N shooting a massive Symbiote fist at a thug]
John: A Symbiote Yank?
[It quickly flashes to Y/N launches multiple tentacles at thugs and then bringing them up into the air and then slamming back down.]
John: A Symbiote blast?!
[It quickly flashes to Y/N bursting into spikes]
John: Who do I look like? Fucking Bane?!
Bill: Well, what do you want me to do?
John: I want you do go FUC-
