[It starts off with Damian and Y/N in the car as Y/N is in the driver seat and Damian is in the passenger. Damian looks at Y/N and sees Y/N not moving he then says]
Damian: L/N? Venom?
[Y/N doesn't respond]
Damian: L/N! Venom!
[Y/N then slightly moves down, showing he's asleep. Damian then says]
Damian: Bitch...
[Damian slaps Y/N across the face waking him up. As he looks around and then to Damian]
Y/N: Ah! What the fuck?!
Damian: No sleeping on stakeouts!
Venom: [pops out] You're the only one who thinks that!
Y/N: Did you smack us in the fucking face?!
Damian: I have learned that physical stimuli is the best of communicating with you both.
[Venom and Y/N look VERY confused]
Y/N, Venom: What?
[Damian then done with them]
Damian: Oh, right, I assumed you wouldn't get that. Well, in layman's terms--that's terms that stupid people like you would understand, it means "your ears don't work no good after being tortured by Joker and Scarecrow, bud."
[Y/N Looks out the window]
Y/N: Man, fuck you.
Damian: Also, I assumed being treated like a 200-pound tire at a powerlifter gym didn't help that much.
Venom: [turns to him] Are we supposed to know what that means?
Damian [quietly]: Y'know sometimes I forget you two are idiots and then you go and say some dumb shit like that...[normal] I mean you got hit in the face with construction equipment my dude!
Y/N: Man, fuck you, we have our library at the manor.
Damian: No, no, no, no. Pre-getting his ass tortured for 2 years, Y/N had a library at the manor. But then he got voted off the island and then--[points at Y/N]--you fucking came back.
Y/N: Oh, really? Refresh my memory real quick, it's a little hazy after being fucking blown up! Was that before or after you got turned into a fucking kabob?
[Damian puts his hand up]
Damian: Oh, don't worry, I'll remind you, it was pre-me dying to save Batman and post you wearing a knock off version of Todd's suit.
[Y/N buries his head in his arms]
Y/N: Why do you still remember that...
Damian: And then after my herioc sacrifice, Batman then fought through Hell at risk of his own body just to bring me back to life... in like---a month?
[Y/N and Venom just stare at him]
Damian: Which it's slipping my mind right now, how long were you dead again?
Venom: I am so close to beating the shit out of your mini-me lookin' ass.
Damian: I already beat you to the punch. Literally, that's how this whole conversation started.
Veno.: Right, no sleeping on stakeouts...
[Y/N slams a fist on the steering wheel]
Y/N: Why the fuck are we even staking out this mother fucker? It's Killer Moth, it can't be that bad.
Damian: Super-criminals of any variety should be monitored and kept in check. I imagined you would take this more seriously, L/N.
Venom: Okay, seriously? What plan is Killer Fucking Moth plotting up right now?
