[Y/N walks into the Bruce's room in the manor and sees him on the computer. Y/N then says]
Y/N: Hey, Bruce?
[Bruce then says not even looking at Y/N]
Bruce: What is it, Y/N? I'm very busy.
Y/N: Oh, no, don't worry about this, um, this is super quick, just uh-- one question.
[Bruce then pauses whatever he was doing and turns to Y/N]
Bruce: Fine, Yeah. One question. What's up?
Y/N: Yeah, um--
[Y/N pulls out a book called 'How to Be Batman written by Bruce Wayne*]
Y/N: What the fuck?
[Bruce looks a little confused]
Bruce: Yeah, it's an encyclopedia about "How to be Batman" that I wrote. What about it?
Y/N: No--It's an encyclopedia on Batman that you fucking published, Bruce.
Bruce: Yeah, exactly, it's the perfect cover.
Y/N: Oh? Is that so? Please do tell how the fuck that works.
Bruce: Not one would think that Batman would be stupid enough to publish an encyclopedia about himself with his secret identity on it. Come on.
[Bruce says with a calm smile]
Y/N: Yeah, we thought you weren't that stupid either til we read the fucking thing!
Bruce: Oh, come on, you're being over dramatic.
[Venom then appears on Y/N's shoulder and opens up the book and reads it]
Venom: "If I was Batman, which I'm not I promise, I would hide the secret entrance to the Batcave behind the waterfall at Wayne manor."
Bruce: I fail to see your point.
Venom: Me, Y/N, and Alfred now have more kills than Victor Zsasz cause of that shit.
[Bruce eyes widen]
Bruce: Fuck...
Y/N: Yeah!
[It fades to black]
