[Peter comes walking in with his phone. With a slightly sad expression]
Peter: I just got off the phone with Bruce--their flight got delayed due to weather. He and Alfred won't be back til late tonight.
[It shows Dick, Damian, Kate, Y/N, Venom, and Cass eating food]
Dick: Alfred's going to be so stressed. He HATES missing a day of prep for big holiday meals.
Venom: Wish there was a way to help.
[Cass then says with food in her mouth]
Cass: Help how?
Dick: Maybe... maybe we could bake the pies! That would be a huge time saver for him.
[Y/N abruptly stops eating nearly choking]
Y/N: Wha- I don't think that's the best idea...
[It shows Kate Kane]
*Kate Kane. A.K.A. Batwoman. Don't mess with her. (Seriously don't. Ask Y/N)
Kate: Literally, the only instruction Alfred left you was not to use his kitchen.
Venom: Don't worry It's just a little pie. How hard could it be?
Y/N: I don't kno-
[Venom takes control and wraps around Y/N]
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Dick: Yeah! What possibly could go wrong?
[Venom, Tim, Dick, Cass, and Damian all walk out to the kitchen. As Kate watches holding a mug]
Kate: This is going to be a disaster.
[It shows multiple black tendrils grabbing different things as Cass looks back and forth at this as Dick says]
Dick: Alfred usually makes a pumpkin pie and an apple pie.
Venom: Don't forget pecan.
Tim: And Strawberry Rhubara!
Peter: What is that? But don't forget about May's special apple pie. Alfred loves that stuff.
[Venom lays all the stuff on the table as Peter rubs the back of his head]
Peter: So, um, anyone know where to start?
Damian: Perhaps the crust?
[Tim turn pulls out his phone]
Tim: I'll look it up on my phone!
Dick: Great--! Damian, Tim, Peter. You're on crust duty.
[Turns to Venom and Cass]
Dick: Cass, V, you're on pie dishes.
[Cass and Venom nod at this. Dick turns to Kate]
Dick: Want to help me prep the fillings?
Kate: Oh no. I'm not part of this.
[Venom and Cass pull out a dish as they both hold it]
Venom: We have found the disk!
[Dick looks at this with a confused expression]
Dick: Huh. I thought we had more.
[Dick then pays this no mind]
Dick: Oh well! Let's get the pie crust in there!
[It shows the crust barely being on the bowl]
Peter: Um... somethings wrong here...
Damian: I think it evens out when you bake it.
[It then shows Y/N inside of Venom's body watching this with a bored expression. He then pitches the bridge of his nose]
Y/N: Dammit, guys...
[It then cuts back as Dick says]
Dick: Let's do the apple filling first!
[Venom then dumps it all in there as it only covers half the bowl]
Dick: It should be more full than this, right?
[Dick says turning to Peter]
Peter: Absolutely. Where's the rest of it?
[Dick then pokes]
Dick: It's like something out of a-[mumbles]-alien...
[Cass then gets an idea. As the words *Inspiration* appear behind her]
Cass: Oh! Idea!
[Cass walks around the room as Tim says]
Tim: What are you doing?
[Cass then pours some stuff in the pie]
Cass: Mega-pie!
All but Kate and Y/N: Whooooooooooa!
[Venom wraps a tendril around it and says]
Venom: Let's get this shit in the oven!
[Kate then says with a smug expression]
Kate: You mean the over you never turned on?
[Venom looks down and sighs]
Venom: Fuck...
*15 MINUTES LATER*
[It shows them all watching the oven bake the pie]
Dick: Nice work team!
Peter: All we have to do.... is wait.
[As everyone fights in the back, Tim says]
Tim: It shouldn't be taking this long, should it?
Damian: We can give it a few more minutes.
[They hear a door slam as Venom retreats back into Y/N's skin]
Peter: They're here! Let's take the pie out!
Y/N: We are so fucked...
[They take it out and sees the pie looks to be caved in on itself. Dick then says hesitant]
Dick: I'm sure it'll taste good?
Y/N: You all are idiots.
Peter: Oh, it really looks like something out of alien now.
[Bruce then comes in and says shocked]
Bruce: Good lord.
[They all look kinda embarrassed apart from Kate and Damian. Dick and Venom wave at them]
Dick: Before you say anything...
[Y/N then points at them]
Y/N: This is their fault. I had no say in this.
Venom: [turns to him] Y/N! What the fuck?
[They both walk up and sees the pie]
Alfred: I....I have no words.
Bruce: How...thoughtful.
[It shows them all at the Thanksgiving dinner Y/N is next to Dick and Stephanie as Peter is next to Jason and Cass. as Jason says]
Jason: We're not eating that are we?
Stephanie: I'm not.
Y/N: Why'd I let Venom in the kitchen again...
[Y/N says banging his head on the table]
Kate: I really did try to stop them.
Alfred: Please try harder next time.
