[It starts off with Barbara there as she raises her hand]
Barbara: Please raise your right hand.
[Everyone does so]
Barbara: Do you solemnly swear to abide by the outcomes of this tournament under punishment of blackmail and embarrassment?
[Jason, Y/N, Tim, Peter, Cass and Stephanie all say]
All: I do.
Barbara: Then welcome...to the fifth annual challenge of champions!
Y/N: Hell yeah!
Tim, Jason: Heck, yeah!
Stephanie, Peter, Cass: Woohoo!
[Barbara puts a hand on her chest and looks down in sadness]
Barbara: First, we honor Duke, Damian, and Venom for distracting Bruce and Alfred. Their sacrifice will be remembered.
[It cuts to Damian, Duke and Venom all tied to a chair mere inches away from the food]
Bruce: I'm so glad you reminded us of your etiquette training! You three were due to a refresher.
Venom [whispering]: Babs, you owe me so much right now...
[Cuts back as Tim look down in sadness as Stephanie puts hand on his backs]
Tim: I had to do that last year. Not fun
Barbara: Speaking of last year...
[A click is heard as a picture Y/N in a Joker suit and makeup and Stephanie in a Riddler suit with a bowler hat as Tim, Venom, Jason and Damian all taking pictures as Stephanie and Y/N just stand there pissed]
Barbara: Steph and Y/N wore these lovely outfits for a full month as punishment for losing last year's tournament. Better luck this time, you two!
Y/N: I will never wear that makeup again. It took SO long to get off.
Stephanie: [gets up] I actually think I rocked that bowler hat.
[Eveyone claps as Peter says]
Peter: Um, can we get a move on with this?
Jason: Yeah, get to the good stuff. What are this year's stakes?
[Barbara just laughs in an evil manner]
Y/N: Well, that's not suspicious at all.
Barbara: For our fifth anniversary, I wanted something special.
[Barbara clicks on the board again it changes as everyone looks horrified]
Cass: No!
Peter: God no!
Jason: You monster.
Y/N: What kind of sick human would do this to someone?!
Stephanie: Anything but that!
[It shows Dick's first costume, "The Discowling,"]
Tim: Why is the Vee so deep?
Cass: How long?
[Barbara puts up two fingers]
Barbara: Two weeks. And no skipping patrol.
[The board then changes to 'Ulimate Speedster']
Barbara: This year's challenge will be settled on the go-kart course. Everyone grab your controllers!
[It then shows them all trying to beat eachother]
Jason: Eat my dust, bitch.
Y/N: Get the fuck outta the way, Cass!
Stephanie: I've been practicing a full year for this re-match.
[It shows Barbara with a flag as all the players names are as follows]
*Timsux*
*World's_Best_Detective*
*Purple_Demon*
*can't-touch-this*
*DaddyDeathMetal*
*M=MC Webslinger*
Barbara: Let the tournament, began!
[After a day of intense gaming, it cuts to Jason in the suit as Stephanie, Cass, and Peter take pictures as Tim is a bit further away. Y/N just laughs in the background]
Jason: [groans] My life is over.
Cass: Say cheese!
Tim: [laughs] Smile for the camera, J.
[Y/N, Barbara and Dick watch this as Dick is confused]
Dick: I still don't understand why my old suit is a punishment and not a prize.
Y/N: [stops laughing] Wait--wait... you're serious?
Dick: Yes, Y/N. It's amazing, they should be overjoyed to be wearing it.
Barbara: And THAT'S why you're not allowed to complete anymore. You're impossible to embarrass.
Dick: [gestures to the suit] What's so embarrassing about that? It's great!
Y/N: You have half your tits out like your power girl. What is this a rejected Elvis design?
Barbara: Impossible.
[Jason just looks at the suit with pure disgust]
