Pizza Hut Delivery

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Paulo, Costumer na OA

Ken: Pizza Hut delivery. How may I help you?

Paulo: Uhm, hi! I want one medium size Pepsi, Cheesy Bacon and Ham Baked Rice and a box of Hawaiian Pizza without pineapple, please. Thank you.

Ken: *blinks dumbly* Hawaiian without pineapple?

Paulo: Yes. Hawaiian WITHOUT Pineapple. I hate it that other Pizza houses always gets me wrong like my name. It's Paulo with U not O. Ugh! Annoying!

Ken: *napanganga* Ooooookay? So your order is one medium size Pepsi, Cheesy Bacon and Ham Baked Rice and a box of Hawaiian Pizza without pineapple, right?

Paulo: Right. Oh, please include chicken wings. It's my comfort food. And one more thing, please cut my pizza into triangle. I don't want it circle.

Ken: Ha?!

Paulo: I said I don't want my pizza circle.

Ken: But circle is our standard—

Paulo: I'm trying to avoid it for the sake of my circular diet.

Ken: *napahilamos* Fine. Anything else?

Ken in his mind: tanginang reasoning iyan!

Paulo: None so far. Thank you.

Ken: *rolled his eyes* Siguro sumasakit ulo ng jowa mo sa'yo.

Paulo: What?!

Ken: Wala. Sige po, your order is in 30 minutes.

Paulo: Hoy! Wala akong jowa! *chona mode*

Ken: Halata nga. You're a handful. OA mo. Daming arte. *kendra mode*

Paulo: *nagdabog* *binaba ang tawag* *ngumuso na parang pato* *napahalukipkip*

Ken: *chuckles* *shakes his head* *goes back to work*

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