Paulo, Costumer na OA
Ken: Pizza Hut delivery. How may I help you?
Paulo: Uhm, hi! I want one medium size Pepsi, Cheesy Bacon and Ham Baked Rice and a box of Hawaiian Pizza without pineapple, please. Thank you.
Ken: *blinks dumbly* Hawaiian without pineapple?
Paulo: Yes. Hawaiian WITHOUT Pineapple. I hate it that other Pizza houses always gets me wrong like my name. It's Paulo with U not O. Ugh! Annoying!
Ken: *napanganga* Ooooookay? So your order is one medium size Pepsi, Cheesy Bacon and Ham Baked Rice and a box of Hawaiian Pizza without pineapple, right?
Paulo: Right. Oh, please include chicken wings. It's my comfort food. And one more thing, please cut my pizza into triangle. I don't want it circle.
Ken: Ha?!
Paulo: I said I don't want my pizza circle.
Ken: But circle is our standard—
Paulo: I'm trying to avoid it for the sake of my circular diet.
Ken: *napahilamos* Fine. Anything else?
Ken in his mind: tanginang reasoning iyan!
Paulo: None so far. Thank you.
Ken: *rolled his eyes* Siguro sumasakit ulo ng jowa mo sa'yo.
Paulo: What?!
Ken: Wala. Sige po, your order is in 30 minutes.
Paulo: Hoy! Wala akong jowa! *chona mode*
Ken: Halata nga. You're a handful. OA mo. Daming arte. *kendra mode*
Paulo: *nagdabog* *binaba ang tawag* *ngumuso na parang pato* *napahalukipkip*
Ken: *chuckles* *shakes his head* *goes back to work*
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