Nah, Just SeKen

Making a List

Ken texting his 3 weeks ex be like:

Ken:
12 eggs
1 Fresh milk
1 pck salt
1 sachet of pepper
1 pck Hash browns
2 Evap Milk
I kilo Lemons
2 kilo Flour (1st Class)
1 dozen Shampoo (mas Clear pa sa ipapalit mo sa akin if ever meron na)
5 karton Katol

Paulo:
Ano 'to?

Ken:
Huwag ka ngang epal, par! Gumagawa ako listahan! Gigil mo ako.

Paulo:
You do realize na nasa inbox ko ito, right?

Ken:
5 pcs Sayote
1 kilo Carrots
1 kilo Patatas
Ano ba, par! Naglilista nga ako ng grocery eh.
'Wag mo naman tabunan.

Paulo:
Tsss... papansin.

Ken:
Ano'ng sabi mo?
Sipain kita eh!

Paulo:
Sampalin kita eh.

Ken:
Sige lang.
Gusto mo talaga ng violence?
Go.
Suntukan o.

Paulo:
Sus, bano ka lang eh.

Ken:
Anong bano?
Sinong bano?
Pakita mo angas mo!

Paulo:
Mukha kang tanga.
Go touch some grass, boy.

Ken:
Ah gan'on?
Sasampalin na talaga kita.
Sabunutan pa kita.
Kainis ka talaga.
Huwag lang kitang makitang pakalat-kalat.

One eternity later...

KEN saw Paulo inside a clothing store. He smirked before trailing like a mad creep behind the said man. When he saw him go through the fitting room, he immediately rushed towards him, slammed him inside and locked the door.

"K-Ken?"

"Oh, ba't ka takot?" he started as he pinned him against the wall.

"Sira ulo! You really go this far? Stalker ka ba?" Then Paulo regained his sassiness, not even bothered that Ken's too close to him.

Ken smirked as he get closer and closer. "Stalker agad? Hindi ba pwedeng nakita lang kita?"

"Sus, you just missed me." Paulo rolled his eyes in annoyance.

He glared at him before he let him go. "E-Eh kung dukutin ko kaya iyang mata mo? Kung makairap, wagas. Ito lang ang masasabi ko sa'yo, hindi ka maganda. Hindi ka rin gwapo. Kapal ng mukha nito. Hindi ka ka-miss-miss ano. Bakit, sino ka ba?"

Paulo shrugged, a little bit hurt but he still keep his cool. "Fine. But can you please go? I have to try this shirt first. I don't know what's your intention para i-lock mo ang sarili mo rito kasama ako but it's not my concern anymore. Now, shooooo! Chop, chop!"

But when Ken didn't move, the frustrated Paulo turned his back with a stomped. He then proceeded to discard his shirt. Ken on the other hand widened his eyes before turning on his heels.

"Hoy! Are you seducing me?"

This had Paulo burst out in anger. "Aba'y sira ulo ka nga talaga. Ano'ng akala mo sa akin, cheap? Why would I even do that eh wala na nga tayo, 'di ba? Mag-isip ka nga!"

"Eh bakit ka naghuhubad sa harapan ko?"

"I asked you nicely to go. You didn't move. Isa pa, don't act like it's the first time you saw me shirtless. You're not that innocent, Ken."

"Sorry..."

Rolling his eyes, he pushed him. "Okay na. I'm decent. And please move. I'm in a hurry."

Ken watches the love of his life walks away from him. He's about to go too but when he saw Paulo's purse still hanging on the fitting room, he grabbed it and tried to catch up to him.