I.M.P. had just finished doing their job with murdering lumberjacks. Loona was reading a magazine while chugging a beer. She placed the beer down on a page on the book as it glowed opening the portal. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzø walks into the office.
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Y/n walked out with a dead deer on his shoulders.
Blitzø:You aren't really keeping that are you?
Y/n:Yeah why not? I can make a good pelt out of it. Eat the meat too.
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.
Millie:AAAGH! I'm still so jazzed up!
She yelled out snapping the axe in half.
Moxxie:Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzø:Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie:Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight and gasps.
Millie:Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie:Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie:Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin. Y/n simply smiled and went over to the cabinet and lifted up some junk before putting it back down and walking over to them waiting for their moment to end.
Blitzo:Ugh, can you two not?
Moxxie:I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzø:It's fine. Me and you can go right Y/n?
Y/n:Uh actually I can't. I'm actually busy. Got another job from my other boss.
Blitzø:Other boss?
Millie:I thought you would've known by now. He's a supermodel!
Y/n:Well I wouldn't say super-
Loona:Your face is spread across all of Hell. Supermodel is a little weak.
Y/n:*chuckles*Alright then supermodel it is.
Blitzo:No it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
He said to the two Imps as Moxxie grimaced.
Moxxie:Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzø:Uh huh!
Moxxie:Just us.
Blitzø:Mhm!
Moxxie:Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
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A Saiyan In Hell
FanfictionA saiyan warrior that was one of the original Planet Vegeta saiyans. He had died leaving planet Vegeta but when he had his soul was passing a nearby planet resembling earth.
