It was just a mere day after Y/n, Charlie, and Vaggie went to Heaven and everyone was in the Lounge sitting around.
Niffty:So, like where are your wings?
Vaggie:Niffty, I don't have–
Angel:Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?
Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?
She said tugging at her shirt to look at her chest. Vaggue grabbed her arm and moved her away.
Vaggie:Any other questions?
Husk:I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?
Vaggie:It's not her fault. Angels are just–
Angel:Liars?
Vaggie:...Difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.
Husk:Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.
Angel:And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
Vaggie:She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.
Alastor:Hmm.
Alastor vanishes into black smoke and vanishes into black smoke leaving everyone else. Y/n's eyes widened as he looked around seeing someone gone.
Y/n:Where'd Alastor go? Whatever I'm sure he's off in his room committing cannibalism. Well we can't just wait on her to think of something. Any ideas?
Sir Pentious:I have multiple!
Y/n:Let's hear 'em.
Sir Pentious:Okay first we build a moat and fill it with water, ssssecond barricade the door so the pets can be safe, third we get multiple weaponsss, gunsss, bombsss, knifesss, anything we can find and finally we hide behind the barricade and fight them off!
Y/n:Well at least you pitched something. But a problem with that is the moat. They're angels and can therefore fly.
Sir Pentious:Oh.
Y/n:Second they can't be harmed with our demon steel and bullets.
Sir Pentious:That's okay. I have another plan!
Vaggie:What will we do about Adam? He's not like other exorcists. He's much stronger and much more dangerous than others.
Y/n:Oh we don't need to worry about Adam.
Vaggie:What do you mean?
Y/n:Well I didn't get sucked into that portal like you two so I had a bit more time to release my frustrations.
Vaggie:Did you kill anyone?
Y/n:No. But I took a bunch of food. But before that I beat Adam's ass.
Everyone was quiet at that as Vaggie had a smile on her face.
Vaggie:You did?!
Y/n:Yep. He was just as weak as the others. I broke every bone in his body before taking a selfish with his broken body.
Husk:Bullshit.
Y/n:No bullshit. I have it right here.
He reaches in his pocket but doesn't feel anything.
Y/n:I mean right here.
He went in his other pocket before reaching in his jacket pockets.
Y/n:Uh…maybe it's in my other clothes.
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A Saiyan In Hell
FanfictionA saiyan warrior that was one of the original Planet Vegeta saiyans. He had died leaving planet Vegeta but when he had his soul was passing a nearby planet resembling earth.
