Exes and Oohs

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Y/n woke up feeling a weight against his body. Looking down he saw Verosika sleeping very close to him. Her chest was to his and her left cheek was on his right arm. She looked so peaceful and happy. Y/n blushed seeing her beautiful face and brushed his hand across her cheek and kissed her forehead.

Y/n:I hope my other selves held up well enough. Though they are as durable as me now.

He tries to move but Verosika held onto him with a smile on her face.

Y/n:You're awake aren't you?

Verosika:That obvious?

She said her eyes still closed.

Y/n:Not really. But you suddenly wrapping your arms around me was a good clue.

Verosika:Well I just wanted to lay with you for a few more minutes.

Y/n:If that's all then go ahead.

He said and kissed her forehead. She opened her eyes and looked up at him with a soft smile.

Verosika:But I'm sure you have to go to your job.

Y/n sat up and lifted Verosika off the bed and held her bridal style.

Y/n:Let's not talk about that now. If my boss has something then I'll deal with it. Besides I'd prefer spending time with my girls than working.

Verosika:Well if you feel that way how about some breakfast?

Y/n:Sounds good. What do you want? I'll make you anything.

Verosika:Anything?

Y/n:Yeah baby.

Verosika:How about an omlette?

Y/n:Okay.

Verosika:And a big one! I mean a huge one!

Y/n:You got it. Just sit tight and I'll make you your breakfast.

He said sitting her down and started breakfast. A few days later Y/n, Loona, and Moxxie were sitting in the meeting room. The couple were watching something on Loona's phone when Moxxie started a conversion.

Moxxie:You know, I checked the scale today. And it said I lost two pounds this week.

Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, much to his annoyance.

Moxxie:I. am not. FAT!

Y/n:Moxxie it's just two pounds. It's not like you suddenly got paper thin up over night.

Suddenly the front door was kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily. Y/n turned from Loona's phone to her shocked at why she just kicked the door open.

Millie:Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!

She walks to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed.

Moxxie:Millie, honey. Is everything okay?

Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more.

Y/n:Wow. Uh wanna dial it back?

He said and Millie claimed down.

Millie:Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex.

She said with a solemn look before looking away angrily.

Moxxie: Oh! Oh...

Millie:He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock".

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