Radio Killed The Video Star

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It's been a little under a week since the talk with Adam. Right now Charlie was pacing back and forth with a panicked expression.

Charlie:Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.

Vaggie:Yes. We will.

Angel:Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now… Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

Y/n:Of course there is. We just need a little more...effort.

Charlie:Exactly! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel:Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie:Err, what is a...Donkey Show?

Angel panics and retreats the phone back.

Angel:Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Y/n:I would assume so. Everyone has been blowing up my phone with this. My boss, co-workers, the only ones that aren't going batshit crazy are the ones in the other rings.

Vaggie:Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie:This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel:Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?

Charlie:Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. Y/n quickly made a barrier to protect everyone from the Shockwave and debris. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir. Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.

Sir Pentious:Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face -

Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.

Sir Pentious:Oh there you are - Face my wrath!

Alastor:Who are you?

Sir Pentious:Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!

Y/n:Guy if you have to announce your presence like that means that you aren't very well known.

Sir Pentious:Announcing oneself shows that you have pride in everything you stand for! 

Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Charlie, and Y/n who are watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.

Sir Pentious:Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!

Egg Bois:Ooh you tell 'em boss.

Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.

Niffty:Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~

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