You know how whenever you push the button to enter the elevator, and you're waiting, and you're all sad for some other reason that has nothing to do with this rant, and the elevator arrives, and it's like a friend is there to comfort you? Whew, that was a mouthful. Anyway, the elevator is all warm and bright inside, and it's empty. So, you just stand there talking to the elevator about your problems. Or is that just me? Oh. Well yeah. Then the elevator arrives at your floor or whatever, and you're all like, "I don't want to go!" Long story short, elevators are the best friends you could ask for.
