Ok this chapter is really random, but I had to post it.
Ugh I hate wearing belts because it takes so long to pull down your pants to use the restroom and you only have to pee. Like I could be doing so many other things in those two seconds extra that I lose by having to undo my belt. I have things to do (Internet), things to see (my Instagram/Twitter feed), people to meet (YouTubers that I have yet to watch their video)! Clearly I have no time for you, pesky belt. Be gone, in all of your beltiness.
But I have to wear belts because my skinny jeans are too wide around the waist and the only way they will fit is with a belt :(
Eh, what can I say? Belts are beltiful.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT? No? Ok...
Great now the word belt looks and sounds weird in the little voice I use to read things... -.-
