I have a lot of things to tell you guys, so sorry if this chapter is everywhere.
This is just a random fact, but did you know that beer is carbonated (translation if you don't know what that means: it has bubbles in it, like Sprite or Coke or Pepsi)? When I figured that out, I was like: mind = blown.
When I write, I like to listen to music to block out the sounds of my house (it's very loud, trust me). However, I tend to just end up singing along instead of writing.
I have made some very bad jokes lately. I have a pickup line for you all. Ok, here it is:
If my name was space, would you stare into me?
Wow, that was so bad. I made that up at lunch today and my friend just died laughing. And all the peoples around us were all like, "Are you dying?"
Today my mother made an unintentional pun. At my school, we have a teacher named Coach Tongue. So my mom was like, "The name 'tongue' really has a bite to it." I was sitting next to her, reading a book. I looked over to her and I said, "Did you just make a pun?" I was thinking, Mom, no. Just no. Mom said, "I did?" So I explained to her how it was a pun. "Tongue? Bite? Do you see a connection?" When she finally got it, she was like, "Pun NOT intended!"
So yeah, that's it. I'm sure I have more, but I can't remember. Bye!
