Ok so I was reading the back of a salad dressing bottle (don't question my motives) and it was one of those Ken ones. It said that the guy (Ken something) didn't start a steakhouse to become famous for his salad dressing, it just happened that way.
And I felt really bad for the guy (still do) because he wanted to sell steak and crap and be known for how good it was but he didn't. It was the freaking salad dressing. Like what a killjoy. He worked that hard to be shot down by the idiotic salad dressing. It must've been so infuriating for him.
Stupid salad dressing.
