Cats are probably the most adorable yet strange living thing on the planet. These are some thoughts that I think run through their head everyday.
1. "I bet I can run down the stairs faster than you"
2. "I bet I can run from room to room faster than you"
3. "I think I'm going to brutally murder this sofa because I don't like the way it was looking at me"
4. "Die, foul human!"
5. *static because it's asleep*
6. "Parkour!"
7. "Let's wake everyone up!" *meows really loudly at 4 am*
8. *sees a stuffed dog* "why hello little demon" *attacks it* *nothing happens* *runs away* "I'll get you one day"
Ok, that's all I could think of! Hope you enjoyed :)
