Surface Adventures +Other Skits & Interactions (UT/DR/UTY & others)

Ep. 23: A Showstopping Game Night (The Return of Tenna Arc PT. 1)

*One warm summer evening, Mettaton was preparing for a more casual date with Uniqua. She'd planned everything in advance, hoping nothing would go wrong and end up ruining their night.*

Mettaton: Alright, darlings, I'm not sure if this is too much for a casual night out. What do you think?

Napstablook: It looks okay to me...

Mew Mew: Whatever perfume or cologne you're wearing is overkill, though. You don't need high-end scents!

Mettaton: How dare you! This is my latest perfume! I wore it specifically for Uniqua!

Mew Mew: It smells terrible. I don't think she'll be into it.

Mettaton: Of course, she will! If I can make it my signature scent and spritz it on every coat I own, there's no way she could possibly resist!

Mew Mew: Yeah, you won't have any coats because she'd probably ask to wear them or you'd just give them to her to stay warm and she'll end up hoarding them. If you claim she'll be that obsessed, that's what I'm guessing will happen.

Mettaton: Then, I'll just buy more coats.

Mew Mew: And the cycle will continue.

Mettaton: Enough of these silly predictions. I've got to go. The queen is expecting my company!

Napstablook: O-Oh... If it makes any difference, although I don't think it would... I-I think it smells nice.

Mettaton: Aww, thank you, Blooky. I'll see you when I get back.

*Mettaton then made his way to Mystic Manor, where Uniqua was finishing setting up herself. He rang the doorbell once he reached the entrance. It wasn't long before Uniqua came to see who was at the door. She stood on her toes to peer through the mail slot.*

Uniqua: Who is it?

Mettaton: It's Mettaton. I'm here for our date, darling.

Uniqua: One second, dude.

*Uniqua opened the front door.*

Uniqua: What's up, homie?

Mettaton: Nothing much, love. I'm just taking the night off. How've you been?

Uniqua: I've been busy this past week. I had to help Spamton and Digger with some cleaning the other day. Yesterday, I helped Starlo and his crew catch some bozo who was trying to rob a jewelry shop. We got him and locked him up afterwards. This guy has guts, though. I was called in to help stop him again. He broke out and escaped the holding cell this morning. He... Didn't get very far. His getaway driver forgot to fill their tank with gas before coming to pick him up.

Mettaton: It sounds like you had quite an eventful week.

Uniqua: Yeah, you should've seen their faces when I popped up in their backseat. I scared the living lights outta them.

Mettaton: Why didn't you call me? I could've brought an entire crew to broadcast it across the city!

Uniqua: I would've if I didn't have to rush out of bed and stumble through the yard while getting my boots on. Anyway, I don't think I'll be needed for the rest of the night. I told everyone I had plans.

Mettaton: So, will it just be us tonight?

Uniqua: Yeah, Ma left not too long ago to go hang out with one of her friends. Hothead is working with Sans tonight, too. He said they're gonna be doing some stand-up comedy down at Grillby's.

Mettaton: Oh, is that so? If I had known your family wouldn't be home, I would've brought a little something extra.

Uniqua: Hey, I have it all planned. You don't need to worry about not having fun, man. It's just Netflix and chill.