*As Mettaton got the crowd excited for tonight's guests, Uniqua and her family waited backstage to be called out.*
Hothead: I hope he doesn't have mistletoe hanging somewhere. I just might puke if I see it.
Uniqua: Hey, I'll need your help swapping it with a pair of fuzzy Grinch slipper socks if he does. We'll get to be feral gremlins and no one will stop us.
Hothead: I'm so in!
Lioness: At least act like royalty, you two. We're not here to destroy the place.
Uniqua: You're the one who came up with the idea, Ma. We aren't even here to wreck anything so let us be gremlins.
Lioness: Youll be a gremlin. Your brother will probably be... He'll just be himself. He's a wrecker by nature.
*Soon, Mettaton called the Truebloods to the stage. The three mystics walked out and sat on the couches on set.*
Uniqua: What up, dawgs?
Hothead: Yo, wassup!
Lioness: Happy Holidays!
Mettaton: The Truebloods will be spending the holidays with us all month long, darlings. My family will join us as well so, there will be extra fun for everyone.
Mew Mew: Yeah, fun. With your annoying voice.
Hothead: She has a point, dude.
Mettaton: Rude much. Please save that for commercial breaks.
Hothead: Ayo, what?!
Uniqua: You heard the man. Shut up.
Mettaton: Anyway, let's begin! Today, we'll hold a gingerbread house contest. Each family has to work as a team to build the best house in order to win.
Lioness: Go easy on the frosting, Uni.
Uniqua: Sorry, I'm a sugar addict.
Hothead: No, she means don't use so much of it.
Uniqua: How else am I supposed to keep it from falling apart?
Mettaton: Was that a genuine question or purely for comedic value?
Uniqua: We've known each other for seven years and you watched me recover from a lot. Comedy is part of what keeps my family together, my guy.
Mettaton: Well, let's hope your jokes don't delay the process of gingerbread architecture. You want to beat my team, right?
Uniqua: Do not underestimate us. We expect a real challenge.
Hothead: Can we use sour candy, though?
Mettaton: Anything goes as long as it's appropriate for general audiences.
Hothead: I call dibs on the Sour Patch Kids and Skittles!
Uniqua: Save some room for the chocolate, bro.
Mettaton: Alright, grab whatever you'd like to use to decorate your gingerbread houses and let's get started!
*Uniqua and Hothead start grabbing candy and sprinkles to take to their station while Lioness starts putting together the walls and roof. The Blooks also gather everything they'll need and begin building their gingerbread house. Both teams worked hard for the next few hours on their gingerbread creations. They even worked through the commercial breaks. Once the timer dinged, they stepped away and looked over their work.*
Mettaton: Why does it look like a freak snowstorm hit yours?
Lioness: They live in Alaska. Those are actually common up there.
                                      
                                   
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