how would the characters react if you said them and their friend were dating

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by lavender_froggii

by lavender_froggii

Cyrus: I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Birdie: I would rather hang myself *hyperbolic*

Magnus: I would rather hang myself *100% genuine*

Casey: just starts laughing hysterically

Brynleigh: lists every reason why she would never date them

Holiday: Oh! No-no, we, we're just friends!

Badger: stutters and blushes furiously while his friend has to explain that they're platonic

Adam: Disgusting.

Cam: just chuckles and says "no, we're just friends" like a normal person

Monica/James: Oh, no I'm married