𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓. hazbin hotel oneshots

welcome back cheater!

WARNING. fluff, nb!reader, kinda crackfic.

i was supposed to post this as a birthday special on my birthday (25th of june), but i... was a lazy bitch, and-- didn't... and now it's been ages, so i changed it to just a welcome back. I FORGOT SIR PENTIOUS, IM SORRY TO HIS FANS--

author's note at bottom!!

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Has it really been an entire year?

It's been so incredibly long since I was last at this turd for a hotel, running about helping Charlie turn this place into the... beauty it is right now.

Before me stands the Hazbin Hotel, a 'grand' place made by my childhood friend, Charlie Morningstar, for reforming Sinners. Charlie and I have always sort of worked together, despite our difference in status, and I eventually agreed to help her start the hotel for... friendship reasons-- yes, that's it, of course not for the free food and lodging.

Today I return from my well overdue trip to the Mortal Realm, something that was only supposed to last a few weeks, yet here we are a year later because of Lucifer's laziness. The day I was supposed return, I was ordered by that blond bastard to complete a 'quick' and 'simple' mission while I was up there, and then the second I finished, he would give me another!

It didn't take me long to realise Lucifer was just giving me all his work so he wouldn't have to do it, knowing I wouldn't refuse-- well, couldn't.

Anyways, I'm here now, and that's supposedly all that matters.

Throwing my bag over my shoulder, I began taking the final few strides to the hotel doors, sighing as I cringed to myself. When I left, everything was quite literal Hell, so now I can only hope that things have calmed down.

With a final deep breath, I reached up to open the door when suddenly it swung open for me, leaving me no time to react before a figure jumped on me, causing me to get crushed on the ground. "Ow, damn it! You--"

"(Y/n), I missed you so much! Thank Dad, you're back!" Cutting me off, Charlie wrapped her arms around me, almost squeezing me to death in a tight hug. Despite the many years I've known her, I still always forget her love for jumping out at me. I gave an awkward chuckle, looking up at Charlie, as I pat her back. "Yeah, it's good to see you too. Mind... getting off me?"

I pointed at the crushing position, but she didn't respond, too busy blabbering about the hotel and everything I'd missed. Everytime I tried to speak, her voice would get louder and faster, her hands making various gestures and signs before luckily a familiar voice spoke up.

"Charlie, dear-- you're crushing (Y/n), and they can barely understand anything you're saying." Vaggie placed a hand on Charlie's shoulder, effectively shutting her up before she pulled her off of my squished form. Breathing out a sigh of relief, I stumbled to my feet, picking up my bag from the ground as I dusted myself off.

"Thanks, Vaggie..." I gave her a small smile, walking into the hotel without another word. Clearly Charlie had been waiting for me, yet I honestly just wanted my return to be--

POP!

"W-what the--"The second I walked inside, I was covered head-to-toe in confetti.

BANG!

Just when I thought it was over, one more popped off, causing me to jump slightly. When it finally cleared, I noticed practically everyone standing around me, most of them with shit-eating grins on their faces. I heard Charlie laughing behind me, while Vaggie simply scolded Nifty for pulling the party popper late.