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adam x female!reader

angst. cheating.

short, ig?

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How long has it been? 1,000 years-- 5,000-- 10,000?

...100,000?

I don't know anymore- I just don't...

I was second human to ever walk the Earth, but the first female, the first wife, the first mother, and the first to die. My husband, well I should say soon-to-be ex-husband, Adam, was by my side the entire time, and even in Heaven we stayed together.

I don't know if it was our love that slowly drifted apart, or if there was even any love to begin with-- or perhaps it was the thrill of a forbidden relationship that pushed him away.

Whatever it was, I want nothing to do with it anymore. In fact... I want nothing to do with this placed called 'Heaven', no more rules, no more terrible hierarchy, and no more terrible husband. No more Adam...

Don't get me wrong, I think I loved him at the start. Back then when we were first formed, he was so, so sweet-- so kind and thoughtful, always there to protect me when I was in danger, always making sure we had food to eat and a roof over our heads. If I were to be honest, Adam was the perfect man and husband I could've ever asked for, or wanted at the time.

Even when someone new, a beautiful and confident woman named Lillith, was created, he never once swayed his eyes in her direction, and nor did she. After we taught her the ropes, Lillith grew to become one of my closest companions, and we grew older together.

Then came along Eve...

She was-- different.

Not exactly the most kindest or bravest soul, confident and pretty like Lillith yet insecure and full of jealousy.

It's not as though she hid it very well as we, including Adam, could always tell she'd always harboured a deep sort of envy towards me. Especially after a certain incident regarding my former love and her.

Other than Eve, we'd all grown from children to adults together, and I never bothered to ask whether or not she was created as a child or adult. It started around three... no, two months after Eve first arrived, and a few decades after Adam, Lillith and I did. We all got along and had begun to build what we would later call our home-- things were going fine until I'd noticed that Adam would often leave with her to go do random tasks.

At first, I thought not much of it, then got slightly worried, and then... happy. One day, I'd followed them at the insistence of Lillith- I remembered following them for a while until we stopped at a beautiful lake that I'd never seen before. You see, I'd never left the small area I started in due to Adam's worry of me getting hurt, so I'd never seen any more of the overworld than a small cave and some trees.

I was gazing at the stars when the sight of them kissing caught my eye, or more specifically, Eve kissing Adam as she tried sitting on his lap. Just before I could cry and confront them, Adam was already pushing her off and claiming he loved me and only me.

I assume that I'd stepped on a branch or something that made noise as they quickly looked over at me as I tried to back away, and before I could even react, Adam was already pushing his way through the trees so he could smother me with kisses and a tight hug, apologising and reassuring me over and over again that he had no feelings for Eve.

I know what you're thinking-- Adam, acting like this? No way, you're lying.

Well you'd be just as surprised as I am now thinking about how drastic his change in attitude was. If you'd shown me back then the man he would become, I would've never married him to begin with-- I would've never allowed myself to fall for such a detestable person.