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- OT8

Chan: I have loving friends and a loving family and I'm living my dreams what don't I have 

Felix: a healthy sleep schedule

Lee Know: a healthy relationship with food

Seungmin: a lover

Hyunjin: Felix

Chan: no one asked any of you



LK: I am as tough as a rock no one can get a reaction out of me

*Han walks in pouting and sniffling*

LK: oh no my baby what happened? Who do I have to murder?



CB: one day I want to be a buff muscle pig bunny and the next I want to be a pretty delicate flower princess

Seungmin: you are literally a sewer rat



Han: Does anyone else have a constant screaming voice in their head that just doesn't stop

Chan: *typing in his laptop* Lee Know can you please give Han his 2nd dose of antidepressants

LK: *Standing up from the couch* I'm on it

CB: No stop hand him his laptop... he makes the best bangers at this time



Han: My boyfriend is the definition of the cutest cat ever

Felix: let me see him

*Han showing a pic of Lee Know* Han: isn't he cute

Felix: he looks like he could kill

Han: he's harmless

*Hyunjin walking by*

HJ: speak for yourself he tried to suffocate me with tissues 3 minutes ago



Felix: I have an identity crisis 

Seungmin: what do you mean

Felix: *sniffling* I think I'm the actual sunshine

Seungmin: ...



Seungmin: I could have been a baseball player and then my life would have been peaceful

*Lee Know yelling at Changbin and Changbin yelling back*

IN: but then you wouldn't have me?



IN: all I have to do is cough and I will have 3 people hovering over me asking if I'm okay and trying to feed me.

Beomgyu: bullshit

Heeseung: show us

*IN cough*

Hyunjin: are you sick here eat an orange

Seungmin: I brought you tea it's high in vitamins Felix: should I bake brownies to make you feel better

*Beomgyu and Heeseung in disbelief*

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