Dumbledore: You are now officially a sociopath.
Grindelwald: Hey, at least I'm on a path...
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Tina: Wait, didn't the Aurors take your wand at the door?
Newt: *holding his wand* Yeah...
Tina: Then how did you-
Newt: Why, do you need one? *pulls out an extra wand*
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Grindelwald: [to Dumbledore] How would you feel if I called your life's work "a monstrosity"?!
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Tina: Have you ever been to an animal hospital?
Newt: No...
Newt: *imagines a Bowtruckle with a tiny stethoscope*
Newt: ...But I want to.
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Credence: What should we do?
Grindelwald: Well, usually when someone disrespects me, I just kill them.
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RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
