theseus: newt, if i make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all i need
theseus: not all this "how did you get into my house" business
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Newt: That dress looks really good on you.
Tina: Do you think so?
Newt: Yeah, I mean, it looked nice on the hanger but it looks even better on you. Y-you should wear it!
Tina: I am wearing it.
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Albus: what's your body count?
Gellert: for what?
Albus: people you've slept with...
Gellert: Ohhhh! I thought you saw the basement.
Albus: what?
Gellert: what?
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Newt: I don't want to hurt their feelings.
Graves: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings?
Newt: Yeah, don't you?
Graves: No! How do you get anything done?
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Jacob: Tina, I need advice.
Tina: I'm not so good with the advice, can I offer you a sarcastic comment?
Meanwhile:
Theseus: Newt I need advice.
Newt, looking up from a creature: how did you get in my house.
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RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
