Dumbledore: Stop asking him if he's killed children!
Aberforth: I will stop asking him when he stops killing children.
Grindelwald: That seems fair.
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Queenie: Wow, who do you have to kill to get a place like this?
Grindelwald: I think his name was "Gustafsson."
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Grindelwald: [to Credence] It's the easiest thing in the world. Just point, say "Avada Kedavra," and people go away.
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Dumbledore: I would say I'm gayer than you.
Grindelwald: How are you gayer than I am?
Dumbledore: I wear a man purse!
Grindelwald: That's not gay, that's hideous. And if you were as gay as I am, you'd know that.
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Dumbledore: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Grindelwald: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Dumbledore: ...Oh.
Grindelwald: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Incorrect Fantastic Beasts
NezařaditelnéThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
