Credence: I got grounded for a whole month just because I came home late.
Chastity: Well, you deserved it.
Chastity: I mean, getting everybody's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Newt: I don't flirt, I have mating calls.
*start screaming in beasts voice at Tina's face*
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Albus: why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to Gellert chasing a Chupacabra after Albus specifically told him to leave it alone]
Gellert: I'm cheating on you.
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Aberforth: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks the room
Albus: I will not do that!
Gellert: *walks into the room*
Albus: well rules are rules
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Kidnapper : we have your boyfriend
Gellert : I don't have a boyfriend
Kidnapper : then who just asked for bed sheets made out of 100% Egyptian silk, salt from the Dead Sea to take his daily bath and his 72 skin care products because " if I really have to be kidnapped then I'll do it with grace "?
Gellert : oh my god you have Albus!
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RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
