Credence: [after Newt tells a joke] If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now.
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newt: i like to think things through
theseus: since when? last week you tried to eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
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During the interrogation at Hogwarts:Torquil Travers: So let me get this straight——
Albus Dumbledore: Oh you're already on the wrong foot, mate.
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theseus: i wanna sleep for 40 hours
newt: you know that's called a coma, right?
theseus:
theseus: that sounds so refreshing. i could totally go for a light coma right now
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Gellert: I'm gay
Queenie: I'm upset
Vinda: I'm tired
Albus: Bitch, please. I'm all of the above, get over yourselves.
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Incorrect Fantastic Beasts
RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
