Albus: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time-
Gellert, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
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Albus: because I was in love with you
Gellert: was?! WAS?! Give me the blood pact, you bloody traitor! We're married!
Albus: Gellert, you're making a scene right now, so calm down!
Gellert: then don't talk in the past tense! Just say: because I'm in love with you!
Albus: oh Merlin, maybe I should think about divorce after all...
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Aberforth: can I tell you a joke?
Gellert: um sure Aberforth
Aberforth: Albus
Gellert: I didn't get it
Aberforth: exactly
Gellert: CRUCIO!!!
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Graves: Why do people believe I'm incapable of doing anything nice?
Credence: Experience.
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newt: theseus annoyed me today so i told him i can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow
jacob: there's nothing special about tomorrow
newt: but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over
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Incorrect Fantastic Beasts
SonstigesThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
