newt, after getting a job as a life guard: hmm...i wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are-
theseus: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
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Newts mum: NEWT, DINNER!
Newt: oh no
Newt: now I have to act normal
Newt: but I get to eat, yes!
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Bathilda: Why are you naked?
Gellert: Because I have no clothes?
Bathilda, looking through Gellert's closet: You have plenty of clothes! Shirts, coats, oh hello Albus dear, pants, vests, a winter coat even——
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Graves: I missed you.
Graves: [dramatically points wand]
Graves: But my aim is improving.
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theseus: i need you to come meet me, and i need you to come alone
newt: and i need you to be less vague and weird
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Incorrect Fantastic Beasts
RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
