theseus, holding an antique bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
jacob: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
jacob:
jacob: it's perfume
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Gellert: *a little distraught* Albus sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you.
Aberforth: how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up?!
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Newt: Do you think I can fit 10 marshmallows into my mouth?
Theseus: You're a hazard to society.
Tina: And a coward, do 20
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Queenie: [after someone asks her out] I guess it's the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman.
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Albus: I hardly slept last night
Ariana: if you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you
Albus: who the hell is thinking about me at 3am?!
Gellert: *gay panic*
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RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
