Tina: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.
Newt: I did. I named him Newt Jr. He likes cereal.
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Theseus: Thanks for meeting me.
Newt: Are you kidding? I would come anywhere to see a turtle.
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Aurelius: Uncle Gellert, can you close my closet? I think I saw a monster!
Gellert: *kneels down in front of Aurelius and smiles gently*
Gellert: what makes you think monsters can't open doors?
Aurelius: *runs crying to Albus*
Albus: *hugs Aurelius*
Albus: Aberforth will never let us babysit again....
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queenie: oh newt, you have a visitor!
newt: don't tell me it's theseus
queenie: it's theseus
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Newt *walking into his house*: Hello, people who do not live here.
Theseus: Hey.
Jacob: Hi.
Lally: Hello.
Newt: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Albus: We were out of Chocolate Frogs.
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Incorrect Fantastic Beasts
RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
