Sometime during the Global Wizarding War:
Acolyte, in the crowd: Fuck Dumbledore!
Gellert, shaky breath: My brother in Morgana, I'm TRYING.
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Vinda Rosier: What happens when you die?
Gellert Grindelwald : I imagine that if my ideals remain strong then I will pass on to the afterlife with no regrets for the bloodstains on my hands.
Vinda: No like
Vinda: Do I get the castle or——
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Random Daily Prophet reporter : How does it feel to be voted the number one hated war criminal slash dark lord in the Global Wizarding Community after the ICW elections?
Gellert Grindelwald: In a world filled with muggles and cowards, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor.
Rosalind Skeeter: What about the rumor that you killed Albus Dumbledore and took his body—
Grindelwald, ready to throw hands: wHO THE FUCK SAID THAT—
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Tina: And if you see Newt give him this message
Tina: *makes a neutral face*
Tina : He'll know what it means
(Later)
Jacob : Oh,and Tina said to give you this message
Jacob: *makes neutral face*
Newt: Oh no the neutral face of displeasure
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newt: advice of the day: if you ever meet someone who calls gatorade flavours the actual name of the flavour instead of just the colour, then they are a certified nerd
theseus: yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? you can't just say blue because there's more than one blue
newt: blue and light blue, nice try nerd
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RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
