Ariana: Why are Gellert and Albus sitting with their backs to each other?
Aberforth: They had a fight.
Ariana: Then why are they holding hands?
Aberforth: They get sad when they fight.
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Queenie: Gellert is very handsome
Vinda: and very hot
Albus: and VERY gay
Albus: and most importantly VERY mine
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theseus, hanging out with the main four, single
theseus: i came out here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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Newt: *making a list of beasts that escaped*
Tina: obviously the Zouwu should be your top priority.
Newt: *scribbling out Nifflers* yes obviously
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Albus: I cut my finger and it's bleeding.
Abeforth: Just put some pressure on it.
Albus:
Albus,looks down at his finger: If you don't figure out your shit together then you'll never amount to anything other than your father's muggle hating son or that daft boy that fell in love with a dark lord.
Abeforth: Wait——
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RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
